So drunk...

[lawrocket 3]

It wasn't meant to nbe like this. I started the dayt with good intentions, but things kinda happened.

I was up till 11:30 last night, on the phone planning a camping trip with a frined. I got her into agreeing to camp at the DZ (come out to Elsinore on Friday night, y'all!) and thought, "Hey, this aint' bad"

Thsi morning I was up at 4:00 a.m. because of a car alarm going off. Afterwards, I couldn't get back to sleep so I was working at 6:15, a few e-mails besides.

So at noon, the boss calls and say, "I have a pare ticjet to the Didger game.: Reluctantly, I agree to spend the afteroon in the sun (80 degree weather) and drinking beer and eating dogs

7 beers later, we return, to the Pacific Dining Car (a top restaurant) for more fesivities.

I got a ride to the office and I sit here sobering up, leading me to question why I even wirte this?

Does anyone here have a boss this cool? Hell, he bought most of the drinks!"

I am blessed, and yet afraid. I am at work,m and drunk off myself. No more work to be done, just poist whoring.

LEt me know: am I blessed, or is this a curse in disguise? Should I appreciate my whuffo boss for this, or curse his demonic streak?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Iflyme 0]

Just don't drive home...!

[lawrocket 3]

Not till I sober up!!!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jmpnkramer 0]

Yeah I have a pretty cool Boss. We have not done anything like that yet but there is golfing in the works. We just have to get out of this insane time of year first. Not too mention we are implementing many changes within the company because someone kind of embezzeled $500,000. Unbelievable.

I also do not get any slack for needing days off or just leaving early to go make the sunset load.

I would just say not to get too chumy with the boss. Like going out together on the weekend or something along those lines. Then it would look a little funny.

The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[Viking 0]

drink lots of water man!!! and yes you lucky bastard thats really cool of your boss! what do you do?

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[lawrocket 3]

I'm a dirtbag shyster. Yes, some of us do this every now and then. Make that most of us...

"I only saw one Bar I could pass..."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Islandcool 0]

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am I blessed, or is this a curse in disguise?

Ask yourself that in the morning

Take a handfull of asprin, lots of water, go find a comfy chair and turn out the lights.

Cheers
Ed

[Viking 0]

can i have some of your money?!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[D22369 0]

LEt me know: am I blessed, or is this a curse in disguise? Should I appreciate my whuffo boss for this, or curse his demonic streak?


--> till the morning Bless him.......
everyone should be jealous!!! I know I am

Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

[Michele 1]

My boss is both a blessing and a curse.

My boss makes me work sometimes 7 days a week.
My boss overestimates my capabilities.
My boss takes advantage of my generous nature.
My boss hasn't given me a raise in a while
My boss knows where I live...

I am my own boss, a conundrum which is both exhilarating and stressful...
Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[Shark 0]

Just quit drinking 8 hours before you jump with me. You going to finish up this weekend? Julia is kicking your ass. She's on 15, right? Where are you?!

[12bhi 0]

I'll take some of that blood alchohol content off
your hands

[lawrocket 3]

Mark:

Yes, Julia is kicking my ass. I'm on 15, and I'm not sure what level she is. I know she has more jumps than me. I already told her that her passing me up has really impacted my manliness. Strangely, I couldn't be happier with her performance!

She said that she may be coming on out this weekend, anyway. She'll be giving me a fairly hard time! No, I'm not going to finish up. I don't have the money. I'll get in at least two on Saturday.

Mark, I've never jumped with you, and I look forward to the opportunity!


p.s. I feel great today! I stayed up late, drank lots of water and sobered up before I drove home. I don't think I can handle many more work-days like that. I hope to test my hypothesis soon!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Shark 0]

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Yes, Julia is kicking my ass. I'm on 15, and I'm not sure what level she is. I know she has more jumps than me. I already told her that her passing me up has really impacted my manliness. Strangely, I couldn't be happier with her performance!

Actually, I think you both have the same jump numbers. And if you are going to get your ass kicked, she'd be the best to do it. In fact, she may as well kick my ass, too.

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Mark, I've never jumped with you, and I look forward to the opportunity!

Yeah, and we'll probably scare the shit out of each other.

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p.s. I feel great today! I stayed up late, drank lots of water and sobered up before I drove home. I don't think I can handle many more work-days like that. I hope to test my hypothesis soon!

Just be lucky the Dodgers didn't play the Padres. Otherwise, your hangover could have been much more serious.