payback462 0 #1 April 10, 2003 This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever bring us any lumber that's worth a shit!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 April 10, 2003 hehehe! (when I first read the title I thought it said heartWORMING story) pretty funny joke! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 April 11, 2003 JT...please...I beg you...change your avatar....please!! I really think you should reconsider your past infactuations with ducks and geese... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 April 11, 2003 BWHAHAAH! in due time Ill change my avatarbe patient My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #5 April 11, 2003 yeah, that avatar is seriously f'ed up. it looks like you need some more fiber in your diet or somethin, be careful man, you dont wanna blow an o-ring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #6 April 11, 2003 lol that was very funny i could almost here the duck talk like jt.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 April 11, 2003 a duck with a slightly faded NY accent LOL I dont think AFFLAC would sell to much insurance.....or maybe they'd sell MOREMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
