highfly 0 #1 April 11, 2003 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say... 1. I just love how Barry Manilow sings, don't you? 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. You know, her breasts are just too big for my liking. 4. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. Boy, that Barbara Walters is one sexy babe. 6. Sure, honey! I'd be happy to discuss the state of our relationship. 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 8. Forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch something meaningful on the "Lifetime Channel." 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. 10. Honey, I'm going to the store. Do you need more tampons? 11. Actually, I prefer it when *you* hold the remote. 12. I'm sick of beer. Give me a fruit juice. 13. Great! Your mother's coming to stay with us again. 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbour knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her. 15. No way. You weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. 16. Better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don't look at them any more. 17. I understand. 18. This movie has way too much gratuitous nudity. 19. Damn, we're late for church! 20. No! I don't want to see your sister's breasts. 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. 22. Put some panties on, for Pete's sake. 23. Eat something! You're starting to look like a Victoria's Secret Model! 24. Don't pick that up, I got it. 25. Happy Anniversary! 26. Hey, isn't today your mother's birthday? 27. Let's talk. I miss talking. 28. Gay men have rights too! 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today! 30. Are you losing weight, sweetie? www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #2 April 11, 2003 well im not a man,just a big boy so i can say this: Quote 8. Forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch something meaningful on the "Lifetime Channel." i would say,lets whatch some skydive/BASE video. okay i hate football Quote 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. well im trusty,but im sure some has to say so.. Quote 12. I'm sick of beer. Give me a fruit juice. whith vodka,yes thanks Quote 13. Great! Your mother's coming to stay with us again so ill be at my freinds house Quote 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbour knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her dont have to,she does it becours she like i whatch Quote 16. Better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don't look at them any more actualy i did,but i sold them to a seccond hand store,just so i could buy new ones Quote 23. Eat something! You're starting to look like a Victoria's Secret Model! say that all the time my gf is werry skinny Quote 28. Gay men have rights too! actualy,more gays=more girls to me Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
