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Chilling on the porch

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, never exercise, sit in the sun all day and do pills on the weekend."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six."
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eat junk food, never exercise, sit in the sun all day and do pills on the weekend."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six."



hmm would that be the reason i feel old?i does that(not all for fun):ph34r::D;)

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Stefan Faber

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