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God Bless females in the Military... NSFW

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B| Very Nice.

Heard through the grapevine that she provided special ops cover for this secret weapons team....

(NSFW, but who cares!) ;)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Well if, 'nothing else comes up to talk about' then it would be nice to have something like this in my foxhole!!! considering the circumstances... war-n-all

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a womans voice call from behind a sand dune.

"One Woman United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best
soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The womans voice then calls out "One Womann United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences.

After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The female American voice calls out again "One Woman United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune.

Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. ..Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"
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Definitely NSFW...hehB|

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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