billvon 3,089 #1 April 10, 2003 As if we didn't have enough contention and bad feelings in the war-n-politics threads, here's one that's sure to get at least half the population up in arms. William Pryor has been nominated for US Circuit Court Judge by the White House. Problem is that he's dead set against vibrators; he's tried many times to get them banned in his home state. What will happen to all the lonely women of america? Will battery manufacturers protest his nomination, and will the ASPCA support it, to save the lives of millions of kittens throughout the US? Will Lisa have to drive to N Cal every weekend now? Stay tuned. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/04/20030409-1.html http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/021031/sextoy.shtml Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 April 10, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sounds like this Pryor guy might have some uh, "personal " issues with this.Maybe eventually he'll compromise on this issue, and only demand that the "toys" be smaller than a "certain size".... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #3 April 10, 2003 Are you sure that isn't RICHARD Pryor, and that this is a gag? "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #4 April 10, 2003 Yeah, except Richard Pryor is dead. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 April 10, 2003 Richard Pryor is not dead, he just looks dead.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 April 10, 2003 Quote Yeah, except Richard Pryor is dead. He's just being dead for tax reasons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 April 10, 2003 Quote Yeah, except Richard Pryor is dead. He set himself on fire freebasing coke...but he survived. ___________________ I'm thinking this judge has a personal issue. Like he wasn't delivering the goods and his wife had to turn to alternative methods. They should remain legal but only if you take a class on how to use one safely and effectively. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #8 April 10, 2003 I stand corrected. I remember the freebasing incident and remember he survived, but like Chris said, he sure does look dead. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 April 10, 2003 QuoteI'm thinking this judge has a personal issue. Like he wasn't delivering the goods and his wife had to turn to alternative methods. They should remain legal but only if you take a class on how to use one safely and effectively. Okay.. as long as someone lets us know where the class is being held so we can wait outside after the class....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 April 10, 2003 Wait for what? If they're being taught to use them effectively, there wouldn't be much left for you to do by the end of the class... Just a thought... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #11 April 10, 2003 LMAO!!!! Very good point :)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 April 10, 2003 Thanks! Don't forget though- women aren't usually ready to roll over and go to sleep after just one yowza- often it whets our appetites, so hangin' around might not be a bad idea anyway... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #13 April 10, 2003 In at least one state (Georgia), vibrators are illegal. Alabama law prohibits them, but was recently overturned. I imagine there will be an appeal by the state..."But, Justice Scolia, vibrators are just icky, and wrong, and immoral...and my wife might not want to have sex with my lame-ass anymore if she has access to one!" What about vaseline? FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 April 10, 2003 Quote What about vaseline? In Georgia, they use Crisco. Only $1.99 a tub. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 April 10, 2003 Quote Will Lisa have to drive to N Cal every weekend now? Stay tuned. Nah. They can outlaw vibrators, I don't mind. Just as long as they don't mess with shower heads, Harleys or Skyvans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 April 10, 2003 Quote Wait for what? If they're being taught to use them effectively, there wouldn't be much left for you to do by the end of the class... Just a thought... I was thinking more of an interactive class for couples....or maybe a single guy and a group of women Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 April 10, 2003 Quote Thanks! Don't forget though- women aren't usually ready to roll over and go to sleep after just one yowza- often it whets our appetites, so hangin' around might not be a bad idea anyway... "IIIIII'm comin' up, so you betta get this party started..." - Pink Nuthin' like a good toy thread. "Helloooo... wakeee wakeeee" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 April 10, 2003 Quote I was thinking more of an interactive class for couples....or maybe a single guy and a group of women Ahh, I see. Remove the threat of the vibrator by letting the guys play, too. I tell you, that boders on genius... maybe you should write the judge and suggest he take an interest in his wife's hobby. Maybe if he understood it, he wouldn't be so afraid. Nah, the one guy thing wouldn't work. It'd have to be all SOs or no guys at all. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 April 10, 2003 Quote They should remain legal but only if you take a class on how to use one safely and effectively. Actually there is classes for toys,etc. The dz.com classifieds has a mention of one. Never hurts to know these things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #20 April 10, 2003 As much fun as I'd like to have with this, I only have time for one answer between exams and this paper that decides whether or not I graduate. But I digress... QuoteWhat will happen to all the lonely women of america? Hopefully, they'll go out and find the lonely men of America. God knows there's a ton of each. QuoteWill battery manufacturers protest his nomination, and will the ASPCA support it, to save the lives of millions of kittens throughout the US? Will Lisa have to drive to N Cal every weekend now? Who cares, who cares [and I don't like cats], and unless she's driving from MD/DC/VA, love ya but I don't really care.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 April 10, 2003 Quote or no guys at all. I do love when a political thread is hijacked into a good lesbian thread!Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #22 April 10, 2003 Who's talking about lesbians? I'm talking about women exploring ways to pleasure themselves with toys designed for that purpose. And if, while learning how to do so safely and effectively, female classmates help each other out a little, so be it... Not too hard to hijack- it pretty much started in this direction anyway... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 April 10, 2003 Quote Who's talking about lesbians? I'm talking about women exploring ways to pleasure themselves with toys designed for that purpose. And if, while learning how to do so safely and effectively, female classmates help each other out a little, so be it... You can call it whatever you want, I don't mind.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 April 10, 2003 I still think you need to throw at least one guy in there for diversity. The male mind may think of a use that you girls haven't. I'm pretty creative, I volunteer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #25 April 10, 2003 QuoteHe set himself on fire freebasing coke...but he survived. Actually he had been freebasing for a while when he decided it was time to pour cognac on himself and light it. He also has MS, which is why he's in a wheelchair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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