Vallerina 2 #1 April 11, 2003 I officially just finished two of my projects here at work! I just sent them off to people more important than myself, and people in the states I worked on will soon have higher auto insurance rates! After how long it took me to get it done, you guys deserve higher rates! I've also had to deal with women in the bathroom, once again. One 5 foot woman insists on using a can of hairspray everyday to make her hair huge every morning! I think she has issues with being short. Some women on this floor also use the bathroom for social gatherings...it's quite annoying. So, screw eating right! I'm going to get some donuts! I might get cookies, too, if I get a little rebellious.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 April 11, 2003 What? No ice cream?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #3 April 11, 2003 Scott Adams made great fun of women's work restrooms in his Dilbert strip - hilarious! One frame featured women talking to each other through the open door to the hallway, something like "Hurry, Marge! The movie's starting!" "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,108 #4 April 11, 2003 You just raised everyone's rates, and now you want donuts?? Why not beer? Cookies are gone in a few moments, but beer provides hours of fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #5 April 11, 2003 Quote You just raised everyone's rates, and now you want donuts?? Exactly! I did a good thing for the world today Quote Cookies are gone in a few moments, but beer provides hours of fun. I would right now if I could! Something about having a 4 hour drive ahead of me, though...it's probably best to wait before I begin the beer activities. Quote What? No ice cream? No, I don't want to lose weight! And just so everyone knows...I am know enjoying some Hostess Frosted Donettes! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #6 April 11, 2003 Suuuuuuuuuuuure why not? Hey it is better than the A/P Woman here at my work. Her schedule is as follows: Comes in at 9:30 wich is at least 1/2hr late. Reads the paper till 10:30. Does something resembling work til 11:30 Lunch 11:30-1:00 sometimes 1:30 Does something resembling work again then there is some social wandering around the office. and people wonder why companies are getting more strict about things. Aside from her though I really like the company. Not many bene's but it is a relaxed atmosphere. I even get to cut out early sometimes to make the sunset load. I second the Ice Cream though. Sounds really good. It is people like you and I who make it possible for others to screw off. We get the work Done. Enjoy your weekend. I will be at the Hill. Enjoying Beautiful Weather. Blue Skies & Soft Landings, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #7 April 11, 2003 Quote It is people like you and I who make it possible for others to screw off. We get the work Done. Yeah, I didn't get this Veteran status for nothin'! I "worked" for it! Quote Enjoy your weekend. I will be at the Hill. Enjoying Beautiful Weather. Thanks! Enjoy your weekend, too (shouldn't be too difficult for you!) I will probably be at Hinckley enjoying beautiful (nevermind the slightly chilly part) weather! I just ate my last donut There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 April 11, 2003 Go buy more! ... I can't even believe you're eating donuts in the middle of the afternoon! Everyone knows donuts are a breakfast food!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 April 11, 2003 Quote Everyone knows donuts are a breakfast food! Donuts are actually an all-day food. A real breakfast food is cold pizza. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 April 11, 2003 QuoteGo buy more! Maybe I will! I have no problems with binging! Quote... I can't even believe you're eating donuts in the middle of the afternoon! Everyone knows donuts are a breakfast food! Don't make me angry. But, I will prove you wrong. The good people of dz.com voted against your wacky ideas once again: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=281558;search_string=donuts;#281558There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #11 April 11, 2003 Hey, at least 27% of dz.commers are as wacky as I am then! (how's that for a frightening thought?!)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #12 April 11, 2003 Quote Hey, at least 27% of dz.commers are as wacky as I am then! (how's that for a frightening thought?!) You consider it "a frightening thought"....I think of it as "a long-term goal". Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #13 April 11, 2003 Quote You consider it "a frightening thought"....I think of it as "a long-term goal". Is your goal to be wrong all the time, or is it to be the nicest person in the whole world? Or is your goal to drink Miller Light and like it? Don, I thought so much more of you There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #14 April 11, 2003 Quote Quote Everyone knows donuts are a breakfast food! Donuts are actually an all-day food. A real breakfast food is cold pizza. Enjoy it while you can. The day will dawn when you notice your jumpsuit doesn't fit well anymore... "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 April 11, 2003 Quote Don't make me angry. "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 April 11, 2003 Quote The day will dawn when you notice your jumpsuit doesn't fit well anymore... I woke up to that day awhile ago. My donut/cold pizza comment was more out of nostalgia than anything. I just got a Tony Suit with lots of fabric to help slow down my donuts&beer-inspired automatic arch. "Watching what I ate" used to be more of an "I can eat more than you" type of thing, but now it is turning into an "I better eat a salad instead of pizza" thing. Sad, but a fact of life. Comes with sitting at a desk 10 hours a day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 April 11, 2003 I have one word for you .... Body For Life (that seems to be threeeee woorrrdds... maybe they won't notice m'kay... -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 April 11, 2003 Well, *I* deserve chili-cheese Fritos! No reason, I just think I deserve them.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 April 11, 2003 Quote I have one word for you .... Body For Life Before I run out and buy that book, I want to see before and after pictures of you after you've done it. *Shameless plug to see Tim with no shirt on* She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #20 April 11, 2003 QuoteWell, *I* deserve chili-cheese Fritos! No reason, I just think I deserve them. You deserve shit on a cracker...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 April 11, 2003 Quote and people in the states I worked on will soon have higher auto insurance rates! After how long it took me to get it done, you guys deserve higher rates! And you deserve donuts? Was California one of the states you worked on....phooey on you!! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #22 April 11, 2003 Quote Or is your goal to drink Miller Light and like it? Not much chance of THAT happening. Seth likes Miller Light? My esteem for him just took a nosedive......I guess the only admirable thing about him now is his intense loathing of Jessica. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 April 11, 2003 Quote Body For Life I've looked at lots of different plans. They all appear to have major faults. Some are nutritional, some problems are related to exercise and others are just too damned impractical in the real world. The answer is actually a lot simpler, but requires self-discipline. Three simple rules are all you need: Eat less Eat better Exercise more Hardly rocket science, but it is the essence of what most Americans (myself included) need to do. I don't need to count points, or time the eating of specific food groups or eliminate everything with fat. I just need to fucking do the three things I listed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #24 April 11, 2003 Quote Quote Or is your goal to drink Miller Light and like it? Not much chance of THAT happening. Seth likes Miller Light? My esteem for him just took a nosedive......I guess the only admirable thing about him now is his intense loathing of Jessica. No no no no no.... given a choice, I'd much rather go for Bass or Shiner or Bells or even a Dog Fish Head. I just believe Miller Lite sucks less than Bud Lite.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 April 11, 2003 He looks kinda Tai-chi ninja-ish. Once, many years ago, I had a desperate craving for a chocolate old fashion doughnut. Had to have one. So here I am, big fat cop, looking for a discrete doughnut shop. Nobody has any qualms about razzing a big fat cop about buying a doughnut. The whole store gets into it.So there it is! Very late at night, no cars out front. "I'm going in". One lady is making doughnuts the other one is at the counter reading the paper. They both look up and at the same time say "Officer Kelly!" I was like "What?" I had never been in that place before. They're like "Yeah, we've got your picture!" Oh shit. Turns out it was my Dad's hang out, he lived in that area and was always showing them pictures. That was the last doughnut shop I've ever been in. Switched to bagels Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
