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Unless it's really cheap and doesn't go very fast. My mate is out of town and lent me his car (so he could keep it in my garage). I've already had the back out round the corners and raced two people, and that was just tonight. It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters, didn't find any to try that with though. Sigh. I want one so bad, but I know I'll be in prison or dead in a month.

-Ben

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You go through all that and forget to mention what kind of car it is? tsk tsk...keep driving fast, tell us what it is too or else we'll have to collect your "guy card" :D

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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"It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters"
Only if you drop it out the back of a skyvan.;)

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It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters

You might be able to out run a helicopter on a cloudy day. I promise you that you won't be able to out run the Motorola 2-way radio (insert whatever radio company other countries use) installed in the helicopter you just out ran. :P



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"It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters"
Only if you drop it out the back of a skyvan.;)



Better make sure it has a CYPRES on it too!
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"It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters"
Only if you drop it out the back of a skyvan.;)



Better make sure it has a CYPRES on it too!


sounds like he'll have a cypress on it soon enough if he keeps driving that way..... or an oak, maybe

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It's so fast that it can outrun helicopters, didn't find any to try that with though.



Hehe, not so impressive for some helicopters. I can probably outrun an R-22 in my Escort pretty easily (in a straight line anyway).

One thing I love to do in planes is fly parallel to a highway and slow way down. I always wonder what the drivers are thinking as they pass me.

Dave

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oh very niiiiiiice!!!! i love the entire look of that car. Plus its fast. Another home run from Nissan!
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What kinda car is it? Does he have anything done to it?



Well, I don't really know, it's a 350Z and has a theoretical top speed of 156mph. That's all I've got, I just know it's fast enough to get me in trouble :o


I think what you need to do is take that through Route 84 West -- heading out of Mtn View/Palo Alto area toward the coast. Great twisties in the forest. You'll be able to keep up and outrun some of the guys running their GSX-Rs and ZX-7s and such on an early Sunday morning.. B|
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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are you smoking somthing?? Did you just say a 350z could keep up with a GSX-R in the twisties?!:o

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are you smoking somthing?? Did you just say a 350z could keep up with a GSX-R in the twisties?!:o



Nope, no smokie here! ;)

Many cars, yes, many cars can keep up with, and in some cases out run a bike in the twisties. A car can pull greater g's in the turn. Cycle World and Car and Driver pitted two super-class examples against each other and the lap times were consistently slower on the bike (by a margin of several seconds).

It's not inconceivable. Where the bikes pull away is in exiting the turn. In the actual turn and braking approaching the turn the bike is at a severe disadvantage.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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was the example of car a 350z or of equal performance? Also those machines were driven by very experienced people on a closed race track. I think the results will be very different with ben behind the wheel(no offence dude) on a public road.
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My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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was the example of car a 350z or of equal performance? Also those machines were driven by very experienced people on a closed race track. I think the results will be very different with ben behind the wheel(no offence dude) on a public road.



Put me in my Acura with a guy of generally equal experience on a GSX-R 600 on the Ortega highway, and the only time the bike will pull away will be in the straights. Guaranteed. ;)

Edit to add: Also, advantages and handicaps are ampliphied outside of the "professional" or lab environment. Expert drivers/riders you cited versus the consumer sector -- so, in essence, you validated my point. Think of the axiom, "Any a**hole can go fast." ... :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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dude i highly dought your 1991 Vigor could keep up with a moped!!



91 Vigor? Who do you think I am? :D I have a 2000 Integra GSR... ;)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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oh wow! 170hp in a 2600 pound car compared to a 120ish on a 250-300 pound bike...........................:D:P

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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oh wow! 170hp in a 2600 pound car compared to a 120ish on a 250-300 pound bike...........................:D:P



I think you're missing my point. That's okay...I too once believed as you, until I read more and observed more and experienced more... :P

edit: P.S. have a safe trip home...
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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