lizzieb 0 #1 April 14, 2003 In math class one day a teacher poses the question: If 5 birds are sitting on a wire and a farmer shoots 2 of them off, how many birds are left? Little Suzy raises her hand saying "I know, I know". The teacher calls on Suzy and she says "Three, there would be three." Little Johnny raises his hand and says "No way. If a farmer shoots two birds the others would fly away and there would be no birds left." The teacher says "Well Johnny, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think." Johnny then says to his teacher, "I have a question for you now. Three women are in an ice cream parlour. One is licking her ice cream cone, one is biting her ice cream cone, and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which woman is single?" The teacher is quite uncomfortable, but answers Johnny saying "I guess the one biting her ice cream cone." Johnny says, "Nope, the one not wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #2 April 14, 2003 And for tomorrow's tax deadlineA man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all shouting, "Give me your hand!" But the man would not reach up. Joe elbowed his way through the crowd and leaned over the man. "Friend," he asked, "What is your profession?" "I am an IRS agent," gasped the man. "In that case," said Joe, "Take my hand!" The IRS agent immediately grasped the Joe's hand and was hauled to safety. Joe turned to the amazed by-standers and declared, "Never ask an IRS agent to "give" you anything, you fools!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
