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I need a date. Who's single in Eloy?




Excuse me for a second, but, I think you might want to try Scottsdale. There's just not a whole lot to Eloy, save for a pretty good Mexican restaurant called Zapataria Rojo just off the freeway. You wont find a date there, but they do have great tacos!

Or get creative....climb Squaw Peak! Girls love meeting guys at the top because they know they have to be in great shape to be there. Besides, its the Arizonan thing to do, you dont get dates in clubs, you get dates on tops of mountains. When in Rome....

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SpeedRacer named his bird after me, but now all I hear about is how Skymama is pooping on the porch. In certain conversations, it's not always a good thing! :P

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I live in Scottsdale and the men seem to prefer the women with realy expensive maintenance costs, fake blonde hair and bad fake boobs. I have excellent fake boobs, am a brunette and am way too down to earth. I also lack the materialistic qualities seen in the typical Scottsdale rich skank...ie Gucci bag or NEW COBALT WITH A RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS LOGO!?

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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I live in Scottsdale and the men seem to prefer the women with realy expensive maintenance costs, fake blonde hair and bad fake boobs. I have excellent fake boobs, am a brunette and am way too down to earth. I also lack the materialistic qualities seen in the typical Scottsdale rich skank...ie Gucci bag or NEW COBALT WITH A RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS LOGO!?




Well, in that case, try North Phoenix, thats where I live. We may be down to earth, but by no means down on luck!!!

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