some good bumper stickers.

[hobbes4star 0]

Constipated People Don't Give A crap .
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>Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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>If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
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>If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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>My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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>If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling!
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>Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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>Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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>It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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>If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My butt.
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>I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
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>This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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>So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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>Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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>If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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>Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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>Illiterate? Write For Help
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>Honk If Anything Falls Off
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>Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
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>He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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>You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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>Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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>If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen upside down on a jeep]
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>Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph...Are Also Timed for 70 mph.
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>Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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>Ax Me About Ebonics
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>Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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>Boldly Going Nowhere
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>Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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>Heart Attacks ...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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>How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down...Before He Admits He is lost?
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>Money Isn't Everything, But Poverty Sucks!
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>Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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>All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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>Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
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>I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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>WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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>So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
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>I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[misskriss 0]

heehee.......those are funny. I saw a license plate the other day. It was ARCH AGL......I say to my mom....oh look, mom..must be a skydiver....Arch above ground level....hahaha...she says...".ummmmm ....no.....I think it means Arch Angel.." Different perspectives...

[Cava 0]

My favorite has to be one I've only seen once. It had the international symbol for female, like on a restroom door, and it said "Catch and Release."

[monarch135 0]

skydivers good to the last drop