Bad Pork

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I had some chops for dinner. Had to, seeing as they were sitting in the fridge for a few weeks. If I didn't eat them they were going to go bad. They tasted a bit gamey, but my cooking sucks, so how would I know the difference? Anyway, the room is currently moving about and I'm pretty sure I can smell my tongue. As of right now, no puking, but my stomach is making the strangest noise.

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[Gawain 0]

There's no way for me to write this without it seeming cruel, but that's some funny sh*t... ...a few weeks? ow!

edit to add: if you cooked them "well' then there's probably not too much outside of an upset stomach to worry about....

...a few weeks though...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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if you cooked them "well' then there's probably not too much outside of an upset stomach to worry about....

"Well"? I try to cook well, but my cooking tends to suck.

By the way...is green saliva a bad sign?

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[Tonto 1]

Hey - If it's good, you could market that stuff!

Hang on, daytripper! Let us know how that turns out for you.. (and what your tongue smells like!)

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It's the year of the Pig.

[jraf 0]

That is the punishment for eating pork - yuhhhhh

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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[KawiZX900 0]

i had an unopened package of hone roasted turkey from costco in my fridge for a couple weeks..

figured i'd make a bagel an turkey sammich, beagels=brick hard turkey= really slimy nasty super sweaty trench rot armpit meat


= out to dinner to Thai Time 2 for stir fry spicy egglplant calamari, shrimp, chiken an beef and a couple glasses of Thai tea....

I think I made the prudent decision there.

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