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Safety dance...

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The sad thing is I think it came out before Carrie was even old enough to know how to dance! :S

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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i love that movie! great tunes.. my other fave from it is boom-shak-a-lak by apache indian.


wine you body
wriggle your belly
something something something...


i could google the rest of the lyrics, but i remember doing that before and still couldn't understand what the song was about.:S

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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Martha Quinn, not Martha Stewart!!!!!!!

How dare you discrace such a former superhotty and the reason so many kittens died by my hand!?! (hey, I was twelve, I couldn't go buy porn then!);)


mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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OMG, how could I have made that mistake?!
must go flog my :ph34r: and force myself to remember clearly her long brown locks, rad bod, sexy voice and uuuuuggguuuuuu uuuuAaaaAAA aa

got a light?

She is still a super Hottie !


Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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Artist: Men Without Hats
Title: The Safety Dance
Year: 1982
Synopsis: The video takes the freaky lead singer into some sort of Renaissance festival where he tries to get everybody to partake in this weird dance ritual. Dwarves and jesters abound.
Analysis: Notice how many of the best videos were created by bands that faded into obscurity faster than Gerry Cooney lasted in the ring with Larry Holmes? Here's another catchy tune based on an idiotic premise. I mean, what the fuck was a safety dance anyway? It seemed to be a lot of flailing your arms around like a total fuckin' moron. Some have claimed that the song is actually a plea for safe sex. What's it really all about? Who the hell cares! Besides, you have to appreciate any music video that features a dwarf (this one's dressed up as a true court jester to boot!). Side note: Safety Dance proved to be so popular that even Weird Al threw together a mediocre parody of the song called "The Brady Bunch" - "You can watch Mr. Rogers/You can watch Three's Company/And you can turn on Fame or the Newlywed Game/Or The Addams Family/I say, you can watch Barney Miller/And you can watch your MTV/And you can watch 'til your eyes fall out of your head/That'll be OK with me . . ."
Sample Lyrics: ". . . we can go where we want to/A place where they will never find/And we can act like we come from out of this world/Leave the real one far behind . . ."
Coda: Men Without Hats was formed in Canada in 1980 by brothers Ivan (the wild-eyed, maniacal lead singer) and Stefan Doroschuk. They hit paydirt with their 1982 debut album, Rhythm of Youth, which peaked on the U.S. charts at No. 3. Unfortunately, their next "hit" crept to No. 127 on the charts and the band was over and done although they kept churning out the crap, including an album with the idiotic title The Adventures of Women & Men Without Hate in the 21st Century. They even threw together a greatest hits album called - believe it or not - Greatest Hats. Unfortunately, the word is out that Men Without Hats is plotting a comeback. It's over gang - give it up . . .

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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