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MattM

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Sunshine, you sure you have a hat? I remember it having legs



Oh yes. After all the :ph34r:ing around and stealing of my :ph34r:hat, it was returned to me. I'm so glad i made a good :ph34r:couch for my :ph34r:freinds.

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My sig line says it all

Sunshine can't keep track of her :ph34r:hat after the beer light comes on



It's all Joe's fault for driving me into town to buy the smirnoff ice, and Kris's fault for buying me the Bacardi Silver....

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A :ph34r: joke


A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little :ph34r: came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the :ph34r: and said "I wish you could talk." The :ph34r: looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the :ph34r: shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the :ph34r:.
"What happened?"

The :ph34r: pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes," nodded the [Monkey].
"What else?" asked the officer.
The :ph34r: pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the [Monkey].
"What else?" queried the officer.

The :ph34r: made a sexual sign with his fingers.
"So they were playing around too!?" asked the astounded officer. "Yes," nodded the :ph34r:.

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?"

"Yes," the [Monkey] nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the :ph34r:.


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(chorus) Brass :ph34r: - that funky :ph34r:
Brass :ph34r: - junkie
That funky :ph34r:

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass :ph34r: - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the :ph34r: with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass :ph34r: and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
:ph34r: tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass :ph34r:
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the :ph34r: - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

(repeat chorus)

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
:ph34r: and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass :ph34r: but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff

(repeat chorus)

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":ph34r:"

All dressed up
No place to go
Hey :ph34r:, when you gonna show your face around me?
I know all the wrongs and rights
And I just want a little light to fall on me
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?
This lonely spiral I've been in
Hey :ph34r:, when can we begin?
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?
We'll I'm all messed up
That's nothing new
Hey :ph34r:, when you open up your blue eyes
I don't know if I'm wide awake or dreaming
But all I ever need is everything
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?
This lonely spiral I've been in
Hey :ph34r:, when can we begin?
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?
Just get the world off your shoulders
And close your pretty blue eyes
Hey :ph34r:, what's life without an occasional surprise?
Got nowhere but home to go
Got Ben Folds on my radio right now
I'm in trouble for the things I need
Hey :ph34r: don't you want to be needed too?
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?
This lonely spiral I've been in
Hey :ph34r:, when can we begin?
Hey :ph34r:, where you been?

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