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Zeemax

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I hate skydiving more than anything else. It really does suck. Nothing else i have ever done has come close to taking over my entire life in the same way skydiving has.

I'm addicted. Well and truley. I haven't jumped since sebastian which was only 2 weeks ago, but i'm feeling like shit.

i really want to be jumping right now :( i need a skydiving hit. (well not really a hit, if you know what i mean)

i know i'm new to the sport, but its really got me in a bad way. I've just caught myself wathcing the video of my aff.. i need help..
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Well if it makes you feel any better, i am off to Spain for 10 days on thursday night. B|

Gonna do me some :ph34r:, in & kickin back with some cool, cool people, and hey maybe some goddam skydivin too.


Hubba Hubba ;)

doh stoopid fingers...>:(


-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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urghhh...

I'm going up to a DZ this weekend, but i cant afford to jump. Should i go? it'll make the pain worse as i'm so close, yet so far...


stupid lack of money....
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I hate skydiving more than anything else

drop out,play ball instead
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i'm feeling like shit.

No shit it sure looks like so
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well not really a hit, if you know what i mean

not really should i hit you in the face or?...
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i know i'm new to the sport

i hope you know if you are new or old to the sport,if not..then your probaly old and should drop out
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I've just caught myself wathcing the video of my aff..

i know that porn,i just hate that sene whith s/m looks like her nose broked
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i need help..

we know most of us in here need help;)

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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Go in and pack a couple of rigs dude. Enough to pay for one lift or so. At least you could feel, rub, carress, and smell the canopies and be around the skydiving gear and slowly strip off all your clothes and drape the fabric over your nekkid body and scream yeah baby!! yeah baby!!!!! I love ZP!! I love ZP!!..... Sebazz looks around um uh **:$** I get a little carried away sometimes... errr uh why's everyone looking at me? It's that um... Maybe you better just stay home Z~B|

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I feel your pain! It's been three days since I last jumped and it will be six hours before I jump again. Withdrawal sucks.

On a side note;

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strip off all your clothes and drape the fabric over your nekkid body and scream yeah baby!! yeah baby!!!!! I love ZP!! I love ZP!!.....


This idea has been going through my head ever since I first packed a zp canopy. Unfortunately it wasn't mine, and the friend who loaned it to me probably wouldn't understand...:P

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Order some videos, this really helps.:)Get some beer and pizza in....
If this doesn't work, drive about with your head out of the car window....
Your lucky in that you have a whole summer ahead of you, and don't have to sit out a winter before you jump again.:P

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LMAO u think you got it bad m8, Im stuck in work and will be for another week before I can even contemplate going jumping again. Whats worse is that atm scotland is getting probably the only good weather its gonna have this year and although im repeating myself I'm working!!!!

Bah I too wathced my aff and fs1 vids only a few hours ago m8. LOL I'm that badly withdrawn I brought them into work and showed my work mates. What was even funnier was listening to the gasps of:

Oh fuck you cant be serious.
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OMG I cant believe your doing that
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Are you nuts
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How many jumps did you do?? - 53 - Man do you realise you tried to kill yourself 53 times??

I couldnt stop smiling the whole time at the comments.:ph34r::ph34r::D:D

One guy said Ill do that one day, so I was like cool when and he said, when I get two divs looking aff instructors who sandwiche me in mid air and then take me to their bed when we get on the ground.

I was like so it aint gonna happen then B|

Ah well Im off from Tuesday so fingers crossed [>:)]


"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

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Definately go to the DZ. I have learned more on the ground and around the bonfire than I have in the air. There is always something to learn, especially with canopy control. Just sit and watch peoples approaches and see who is doing the right things and who is doing the wrong things. Then of course, there is always the beer to be drank!!!

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At least you could feel, rub, carress, and smell the canopies and be around the skydiving gear and slowly strip off all your clothes and drape the fabric over your nekkid body and scream yeah baby!! yeah baby!!!!! I love ZP!! I love ZP



Good, so i'm not the only that enjoys packing nekkid to feel the ZP against my skin.:)

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well i went to my local DZ today to see what was going on.

Not going there again :( least friendly place i've ever been to. The Chief instructor looked at my 22 jumps, the last 6 had been trying to sit fly, and told me i wasn't going to be doing that again for some time :( bah.. no fair. who wants to fly belly to earth...

That and it costs a fortune. I've joined the BPA which is about $130, no problem, pricey, but needed. Then to jump at my local i need to join their club, which is another $80. Then each jump with gear hire is $65 :o:o arghhhh... that includes a packing fee. A mere $25. You get this back if you pack it before you give it back. Now theres two things here. One, very expensive if you dont pack it, two, people have no incentive to pack it well, they just want the deposit back. Urghhhh... i'm trying another DZ this weekend, see how it goes...

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Let me guess Zemax has visited Headcorn :P!!!!. Thye werent impressed right! M8 I think truly the way to go is Hinton! I have heard more bad things about Headcorn since i returned, unless your in the 'click' then forget it. They're a bunch of arseholes forget it your too good for em, jump Hinton instead :)


"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

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