nightclub?

[monarch135 0]

If you were to start a nightclub, what would it be called?, where would it be? atmosphere? "what did you expect to find was it something you left behind dont fall away."
ok so there is kind of a similar thread at the same time.sigh!

[quade 4]

My first night club (gentleman's club?) would be called "Fallen Angels". It would feature all of the female skydiving strippers I know. Featured acts would include women suspended in tandem harnesses bungee-jump-bouncing above the patrons and instead of a pole to dance around, there would be a Twin Otter mock-up for them to swing out of, on top of, out to the camera step . . . the girls would end their acts by exiting off the mock-up into a Rosco-fogged pit.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Guest]

Quade, methinks you have *waaaay* too much time on your hands...

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[monarch135 0]

scary

[quade 4]

Mark -- ideas are a dime a dozen -- actually they're a bit more expensive than that. In this case, this idea took all of about 15 seconds . . . which works out to something like $0.14, but you get the idea. Design and construction are what cost real time and money.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[JeffGordon 0]

Of course the down side to this is we will have to stuff jumptickets into thier g strings

[quade 4]

Oh, you didn't hear about the design of the generic costumes. Instead of G-strings we're using 550 cord and about two inches of type 3 webbing.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[wmw999 2,589]

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Instead of G-strings we're using 550 cord and about two inches of type 3 webbing.

When I was in college, one of the dorms put on a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream." The fairies were each told they could design their own costumes, with the one restriction being that they couldn't use any more than 1 sq. yard of fabric in the construction of said costumes.

The Baker Shakespeare production was pretty popular that year...

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[billvon 3,119]

Hey Wendy, where did you go to college? (I ask because me and about a dozen other people started Baker House Productions at MIT about 15 years ago . . .)

[wmw999 2,589]

Rice; we used the residential college system instead of straight-up dorms (and no fraternities or sororities!). Baker was one of the colleges.

Wendy

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[BBKid 0]

I wouldn't start a nightclub, but I'd own a pub called the Slaughtered Lamb, and make sure there was a big five-pointed star on the wall next to the dartboard. Oh, and we don't serve food.

Nick
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[Zenister 0]

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My first night club (gentleman's club?) would be called "Fallen Angels". It would feature all of the female skydiving strippers I know. Featured acts would include women suspended in tandem harnesses bungee-jump-bouncing above the patrons and instead of a pole to dance around, there would be a Twin Otter mock-up for them to swing out of, on top of, out to the camera step . . . the girls would end their acts by exiting off the mock-up into a Rosco-fogged pit.

you could have a skyvan mockup too with the tailgate bar out over the audience and/or a spinning prop they could dangle from on a side stage..

(the club i bartended at had a steering wheel set up like that and it was the best thing to watch a girl who knew how to use it play on...)

so when are you forming the investment group??

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[quade 4]

Nightclub #2 is called "Mobius Strip -- Where the party never ends". It's a science-fiction & fantasy theme, techno music, lasers, all the basics.

Features an "anti-gravity" room which is actually a very large wind-tunnel where people can fly around and dance in mid-air.

"The Cube" is a multi-level plexiglass dance floor, which has an unfortunate effect on one customer every hour. Smart people figure it out, people too stupid to mate are taken out of the system. Savants get freedom.

It's gonna be difficult to find a lot of folks like Jolene Blalock to staff it, but my solution, of course, would be to just clone her.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[TEB6363 0]

I would have never thought you could get Shakespeare into a "Nightclub" topic... Now maybe it would work well with Knight Club

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[wmw999 2,589]

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I would have never thought you could get Shakespeare into a "Nightclub" topic

Oh come on -- a "Midsummer Night's Dream" nightclub is a natural. Skimpily-clad fairies running around and flying, a comedian/buffoon.

And for the women -- think of Shakespeare as what the guy does in his nekkid dance

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Zenister 0]

well that and the fact that most of shakespeare's fairies WERE guys...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[Biscuit 0]

I went to this great club in Milan once where the "Mirror" in the mens room was actually a 2 wa mirror where the ladies in the women's rooms could see right in. It was hillarious. You'd see these guys going in and primping, picking their noses, doing little dances... it was VERY FUNNY.

I would love to replicate that in the USA. Is it illegal?

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[cloudseeker2001 0]

topless bar..............

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