for AggieDave

[billvon 3,121]

I just found that song you asked about in the cock chorus songbook:

THE RIGGER'S WIFE
by Texas John

Ol Fred was a jumper from way back
and too damn lazy to pack
He'd just pay the packers fees
Let em wear out their young knees
Save the wear and tear on his old aging back.

The riggers wife - she was young and cute
just prettier than an open parachute
Drove ol' Fred's hormones wild
though she was just a child
she reminded him of things he used to do.

CHORUS
Don't ever date the rigger's wife
you're gambling with your life
You may think he won't know
but with that pilot chute in tow
you'll be wishing you'd been neutered as a child

The rigger just looked at Fred and smiled
as out the door they filed
at the spot above the gas plant.
Fred reached back with his right hand
but it only slowed him down five miles.
Ol' Fred began to duck and swerve
his left hand went for his reserve
he felt a tightness in his gut
the handle pocket was sewn shut
Ol' Fred was gonna get what he deserved

CHORUS

The rigger's wife just stood and watched in awe
and saw O'l Fred's last fall
She recalled his picture in her locket
found his Cypres in her pocket
as she heard Ol' Fred's last squall -

"I never should have banged the rigger's wife
I knew I was gambling with my life
Well I thought he didn't know
but with this pilot chute in tow
I'm wishing I'd been neutered as a child."

Grown men swooned and women cried
at the end of Fred's last ride
as he burned in at the plant
he was unzipping his pants
trying to pull the only thing he hadn't tried.

[ECVZZ 0]

LMAO! Thanks Bill, I needed that!

Greg

[AggieDave 6]

Bill,

Thank you! All I have to do now is find the chord progression out so I can sing it at the AOT boogie. John Chote (Texas John) lives right near here and it would make his day if I just pulled this song out and sung it at the boogie.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."