fudd 0 #1 April 22, 2003 A boy was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn be back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocked, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do *Anything* you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do "Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer, I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool." There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 April 22, 2003 Sounds like the story of my life. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #3 April 22, 2003 Memories of "Weird Science" comes to mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
