bodypilot90 0 #1 April 22, 2003 The Golf Ball!! A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake. What did you do?" asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
