JumpNFly 0 #1 April 22, 2003 Thought this would be a funny one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Discover Your Past Life Hamster Come out and play — in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got your way when push came to shove. But it wasn't all darkness — no one knew how to let loose and have a good time better than you. You were the reigning Twister champ, and you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon (your signature step, the Funky Chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser). As you were also quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of exercise wheel fitness videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia. Your commercial success led you to denounce Communism and head for the States, where you ultimately provided the inspiration for a wacky Web site and song The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 22, 2003 Is there a link for this?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #3 April 22, 2003 Discover Your Past Life http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/animal_past.jsp sorry about that... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 April 22, 2003 Geez...Click! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 April 22, 2003 This was all I got, I didn't get a cool explaination like you... QuoteGot a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were an adorable beagle. Get all the juicy details of your canine life — sign up with Emode.com! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #6 April 22, 2003 awww you cute little puppy you... lol The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 April 22, 2003 Dude it said I was a beagle too... WTF is that all about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #8 April 22, 2003 how cute, another little puppy... Did you guys sign into the website? I think you get a more detailed answer that way... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #9 April 22, 2003 Holy Sh*t! I'm a ! We thought so, because in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small . Get all the juicy details of your life — sign up with Emode.com! Your new insights are just tiny steps on your journey to wisdom, joy and spiritual peace. Don't take the next steps alone. A personal Psychic can help you study tomorrow's challenges, and develop the solutions that will help you achieve your lifelong goals... blah...blah...blah... ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #10 April 22, 2003 This is funny! Leopard Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #11 April 22, 2003 Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a dancing lady leopard who was a hit with all the local males. Get all the juicy details of your leopard life — sign up with Emode.com! WTF!!?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #12 April 22, 2003 this is what i got... "Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a dancing lady leopard who was a hit with all the local males" sweet...a leopard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #13 April 22, 2003 Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community. Great, knowing my luck I was probably declawed and shaved Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 April 22, 2003 Leopard here.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 April 22, 2003 WTF? Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 April 22, 2003 We should rename this the WTF thread!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #17 April 22, 2003 its nice to see that I'm ont the only hampster in here... WTF The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtwiga 0 #18 April 22, 2003 I just don't understand. No. I mean, WTF... QuoteWe thought so, because in your past life you were an iguana with a penchant for gambling and singing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #19 April 22, 2003 I'm a turtle. Named Gilford. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #20 April 22, 2003 Same here "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #21 April 22, 2003 I didn't get all those nice little tidbits, all I got was Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a dancing lady leopard who was a hit with all the local males. Get all the juicy details of your leopard life — sign up with Emode.com! this is most disconcerting! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 April 22, 2003 MonkeyDon't go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #23 April 22, 2003 Another Leopard here... LA* Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 April 22, 2003 I was a !! Chuckie's gotta be proud of me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #25 April 22, 2003 huh???? Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community. Get all the juicy details of your hamster life — sign up with Emode.com! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
