SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 23, 2003 I knew it, I'm SURROUNDED by assholes!<<-clicky link Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #2 April 23, 2003 i couldn't help it -- this thread was calling my name... beckoning me to open it.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 April 23, 2003 Quote this thread was calling my name... beckoning me to open it.. Figures I'd find you here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 April 23, 2003 fancy meeting you here.... Lisa!!! whatcha doing in here where all the assholes hang out? huh? huh? are you an asshole too? . chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 April 23, 2003 What?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 April 24, 2003 So what's everyone's rank? Private asshole, sargeant asshole, major asshole, captain asshole, general asshole? hmmm Captain Asshole sounds like some kind of super hero! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 April 24, 2003 I'm ADMIRAL asshole.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 April 24, 2003 Quote huh? huh? are you an asshole too? But of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #9 April 24, 2003 geeze, i go away for a few hours and somebody started a thread about me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #10 April 24, 2003 This thread is just like hitting the "Do not hit the button" on Square1's web site. Ya just gotta do it!!! SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #11 April 24, 2003 OK, I'm here. Let the party begin!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #12 April 24, 2003 i think cornholio still need ssome tp for that asshole I am General Lee Asshole of the Starship Monarch chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 April 24, 2003 Damnit cornholio, go get some tp for your bunghole. I only came to this thread cause i'm bored and the pub is broken. I got nothing else to do!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 April 24, 2003 whoever broke the pub is a Major Asshole, possibly higher. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 April 24, 2003 Fuck the major asshole. Don't these people realize i NEEEEED the pub!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 April 24, 2003 When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 April 24, 2003 Who are all these ASSHOLES? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #18 April 24, 2003 Would that be a Rear Admiral, or a Vice Admiral, or a Full Admiral?t It's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 April 24, 2003 Quote Would that be a Rear Admiral, or a Vice Admiral, or a Full Admiral?t Whatever is the assholest __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterhand 0 #20 April 24, 2003 i can't resist. i'm His Supreme Superclench Emperor Asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterhand 0 #21 April 24, 2003 i just worked 12 hours. i feel like a can of smashed assholes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #22 April 24, 2003 Quote Captain Asshole sounds like some kind of super hero Like this one? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #23 April 24, 2003 Isn't this from Space Balls? ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
