payback462 0 #1 April 24, 2003 ok, so im UPS's bitch, i get paid 8.50 an hour to do the equivalent of slave labor, i unload packages from dark, dirty, filled with pointy shit to impale yerself on. so today i was busting my ass as usual, and i have this brace thingy on my wrist because i fucked it up on sunday, and my boss comes over and is like "hurry up this trailer shouldve been done 15 minutes ago" it took every shred of self restraint i had to not beat him to death with the box i had in my hands i mean WTF, does he really think i care how fucking slow i am?? ah whatever, i need to find a new job, but in the meanime ill get my pleasure form seeing peoples belongings fly all over the place when the boxes they put like one tiny little peice of tape on explode all over the trailer floor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 April 24, 2003 OH NO !!!!my ming china!!!!! you bastard!!!! .....so much for the scotch tape.... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 April 24, 2003 Oh wow, finally a guy with a UPS uniform! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #4 April 24, 2003 Got a craving for chocolate don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #5 April 24, 2003 Are they gonna race the goddamn truck, or what? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #6 April 24, 2003 Quote Oh wow, finally a guy with a UPS uniform! yeah, too bad yer old enough to be my mom!but your still a hottie though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #7 April 24, 2003 I hate my job too, but this year I convinced my boss to give me one full weekend (Fri-Sun) off a month, plus at least one of either Saturday or Sunday every other weekend. And I'm not saving for a rig this time, so I should hit 200-250 jumps by the end of the year, if everything goes ok and I can get some weekday jumping in. If anybody knows of good weekday jobs in the far north suburbs of Chicago that will work around my college schedule, please let me know. I offer a finder's fee of one cookie, hand delivered to Lake, Cook, Kane, McHenry, DeKalb, DuPage, or Kenosha county. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #8 April 24, 2003 Quote yeah, too bad yer old enough to be my mom! Age doesn't matter for Skymama; she's Wonder Woman's secret identity in case you haven't noticed the resemblance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 April 24, 2003 Quote yeah, too bad yer old enough to be my mom! Never underestimate the skills and experience that an "older" woman has. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #10 April 24, 2003 Quote yeah, too bad yer old enough to be my mom! hey... don't pick on skymama... ya little twerp. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #11 April 24, 2003 Quote hey... don't pick on skymama... ya little twerp and what are you gonna do about it sissy boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #12 April 24, 2003 Quote and what are you gonna do about it sissy boy! I'll send 10 - 70 pound boxes of rotting meat and vegetables to a bad address in Aston, PA via UPS... bitch ... and don't call me sissy boy.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #13 April 24, 2003 You boys better stop fighting. Or else Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #14 April 24, 2003 yeah, but then id never get them because the center i work for doesnt go to Aston. and dont worry i wont call you sissy boy anymore so dont get yer panties in a bunch there tinkerbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #15 April 24, 2003 Quote You boys better stop fighting. Or else or else what?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #16 April 24, 2003 Or else... Skymama will put on her WonderBra and give you a wonder whoopin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #17 April 24, 2003 and thats supposed to discourage me from fighting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #18 April 25, 2003 Quote I'll send 10 - 70 pound boxes of rotting meat and vegetables to a bad address in Aston, PA via UPS... bitch now THAT'S funny !!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites