bodypilot90 0 #1 April 29, 2003 Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want tobe totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French? Signed, Worried About My Reputation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 April 29, 2003 FRENCH TENNIS OPEN CANCELLED! The 2003 French Tennis Open has been canceled due to a national crisis-- They have plenty of rackets ,...but no balls!! (Thanks Bill) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #4 April 29, 2003 lol I love it :) disclaimer. I do not hate the french, just thier Gov't. I do like the little dance they showed the N Korea though. I wounder if it will become popular during peace marches Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 April 29, 2003 Dear Worried About My Reputation: I can certainly tell you that your fiance will understand the little troubles you have within your family, love will conquer any adversity, you sounded sincere in your letter, which tells me you are a great person, troubled, but great nevertherless, but for the love of Pete, keep the 'french cousin' away, no one like rats. Keep smiling!!! Life is beautiful!!! Abby__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 April 29, 2003 Dear "Worried About My Reputation", Don't mention the French cousin. It sounds like she has her standards. Marrying a hooker is kind of like buying a rental car. You don't know how many people have ridden in it and you have to overlook the cigarette burns. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
