AirMail 0 #1 May 2, 2003 The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!" Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 2, 2003 May I have this lady's granddaughter's phone number? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #3 May 2, 2003 812-473-7729 Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 May 2, 2003 LMFAO!!! , you wicked, wicked man!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 May 2, 2003 Quote May I have this lady's granddaughter's phone number? 867-5 3 OOOooo 99999999eeeeeeiiiiiin "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
