Guest #1 May 2, 2003 This made me laugh-- Chimp Study On Human-Evasion Response To Feces-Hurling Nearly Complete MADISON, WI—Chimpanzees at the University of Wisconsin's Primate Laboratory are nearing completion of a two-year study on human-evasion response to hurled feces, sources reported Tuesday. "Our research shows that Homo sapiens experience extreme agitation and an urge to flee when pelted with baseball-sized lumps of primate scat," said Dr. Jingles, speaking from his research cage. "In 10 out of 10 cases, our test subjects retreated to the far corner of the room and screamed, 'Stop! Stop! AIIIIGH!'" Dr. Jingles first made his mark in science in 1993, when he earned a Nobel Prize for conclusively proving the deliciousness of bananas."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #2 May 2, 2003 Quote "Our research shows that Homo sapiens experience extreme agitation and an urge to flee when pelted with baseball-sized lumps of primate scat," Dammit...its payback time. Show me the monkey. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
