Weekend Humor

[Gravitymaster 0]

These are supposedly true statements made on Insurance claim forms. True or not, some are funny.


Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end.

As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.

[b1jercat 0]

ROFLMAO thanks moveing day for me I needed that
blueskies

[bobsled92 0]

That was good timming.Hey, are you comming to the fun meet May 17th?
Terry Ross is doing his 4,000th at sunrise (Smoketown) 3 Balloons & 12 people (MSPC newsletter).

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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
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[Gravitymaster 0]

As much as I'd like to be there, Saturday jumping for me is rare. Mostly Fridays and Sundays unless of course I really want to give up a lot of income by taking Saturday off work.

You ever get Dave D. to look at that Triathlon?

[bobsled92 0]

Yes,
I then sent it(d.o.m.'95) to Aerodyne and they replaced the lines(stretched & giving severe angle of attach) and several modifications to be as Dave's Triathalons.
I used a Cobalt 170 until getting it back.
As much fun as it was with easy landings & packings,
I'm waiting to get more jumps under my belt before buying a diffent canopy now that I have good openings.

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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/

[hobbes4star 0]

LOL
that was funny shit.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?