Islandcool 0 #1 May 7, 2003 Oh shit these are soo stupid I almost cracked a rib. Plus I like my new avatar so I have to make sure it's plastered everywhere. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this Taste funny to you?" "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive" Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam" Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad...or maybe my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin. And of course.... A cowboy and an indian go skydiving. The cowboy exits the otter and yells "Geronimoooo!" The indian gets in the door, jumps out and shouts "Meeeeeee!" Cheers Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 May 7, 2003 very good! I've only heard one of those before and I thought I knew all stupid jokes!Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 May 7, 2003 Quote Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive" As part of the new rebuilding process, the Iraqi governments has been given 500 septic tanks. The Iraqi information minister has stated that as soon as they learn to drive them, they will invade Iran. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
