Deuce 1 #51 May 7, 2003 Zenister is Correct! Deuce is happy his wicked-cool zenmaster buddy is back! I love the sound of squeaking leather for $400: She prowls the streets of Gotham City in search of booty. Also called the Princess of Plunder, and the Mistress of Malevolence, this whip-wielding fantasy has been keeping Batman hot and bothered for over fifty years now. In her ever-changing but always form-fitting suit, She has managed to hold her own in a universe populated by sociolpaths and megalomaniacs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #52 May 7, 2003 Who is Catwoman? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #53 May 7, 2003 Who is catwoman?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #54 May 7, 2003 Correct! Beerlight for $100: To make intoxicated: to cause somebody to become drunk or intoxicated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #55 May 7, 2003 (Jeopardy theme music plays) Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I can't believe I am still doing this but due to my recent divorce from my wife and the fact that she took everything I have to suffer through this hell whole once again! With that being said, Let's take a look at the scores. Britney Spears is in first place with $20. Britney Spears: First off, I would like to set the record straight that my boobs are very real and would like to say hi to my boyfriend Justin Timberlake and encourage everyone to buy N'Syncs newest cd, Celebrity. Hey Justin. (makes kissing motions). Alex Trebek: Whatever. Moving on, we have Angelina Jolie in second place with $10. Angelina Jolie: Hey Alex. I would like to say hi to my husband Billy Bob and would like to inform the viewers that I have the pendant around my neck where I keep some drops of his blood.(holds up pendant) Alex Trebek: You are very sick. Moving on, in third place we have Sean Connery with a -$4,000. Sean Connery: Hey Trebek, tell your mother I had a good time last night. (Connery laughs) Alex Trebek: Okay I'm going to let that last comment slide. Let's take a look at the categories for Double Jeopardy. And the categories are: Potent Potables, Famous Bonds, which are actors from Bond movies, Bloussant Products, M&Ms, Don't Sit Here, Cars, and finally "Falls That Begin With Niagra." Britney you are in first place so we will start with you. Britney Spears: I will take Enemas for $500. Alex Trebek: That is M&M's not enemas. Lets move on. Ms. Jolie, Why don't you pick. Angelina Jolie: I'll take Gone in 60 seconds for $7000. Alex Trebek: What's wrong with you people. Let me pick the cateory. The Category is Cars and the answer is, "You usually see these at a drive in theater. (Britney Spears buzzes in). Ms Spears. Britney Spears: What is a plastic surgeon. (buzzer sounds). Alex Trebek: No. (Angelina buzzes in) Mrs. Jolie. Angelina Jolie: What is Tombraider Alex Trebek: No, good lord! Someone else please. (Connery buzzes in) Yes, Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: That would be me humping your mother on the floor Trebek. Alex Trebek: Stop that please. The answer is cars. Mr. Connery the board is yours. Sean Connery: I'll take famous Buns for $900. Alex Trebek: That's Famous Bonds not "Buns". And the answer is, "This actor starred in the 1986 Bond Film, "The Living Daylights." (Connery buzzes in) Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Jennifer Lopez. Alex Trebek: its not famous buns, Mr. Connery. Unfortunately the board is still yours. Sean Connery: I'll take Falls That Begin With Viagra for $3000. Alex Trebek: The answer is not Viagra, its...You know what forget it and lets just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is, "Where are you from?" Just tell me where you are from.(music plays). it can be from your mothers stomach or jail but just write something down. i do not care if you lie to me. (music stops). Okay, let's start with you Brittney. You wrote down Mickey Mouse Club and you wagered your boyfriend Justin. Britney Spears: What do you think? Alex Trebek: I think you have too much air up your head. Moving on, Angelina Jolie wrote down, Nothing and you wagered "Tombraider". good for you. (Angelina smirks) Finally we have Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: hello again, Trebek. Alex Trebek: You wrote down, "A house". Okay that is good. and your wager, "A house where I can bonk Trebek's mom. (Connery laughs). Alex Trebek: Wonderful. I am Alex Trebek saying good night and never watch this show again.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #56 May 7, 2003 What is to intoxicate?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #57 May 7, 2003 Quote To make intoxicated: to cause somebody to become drunk or intoxicated. What is regulating a first time skydiving experience at the DZ? Alex? Yoo hoo Allleeexxx, where are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #58 May 7, 2003 Quote this whip-wielding fantasy has been keeping Batman hot and bothered for over fifty years Who is BillVon Novak?? No no no um who is... Skybytch? Yo Alex? Waz uppity? And I swear Chromeboy was that space dude you mentioned Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #59 May 7, 2003 I think Alex took off on us to go make a jump or two and didn't inform us before he left.. Damn Bastage!! Any replacements willing to take over? Alex T went MIA! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #60 May 7, 2003 Don't worry... go up and read Kris's post and that will keep you busy for an hour or so! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #61 May 7, 2003 Famous quotes for $1000 Who said: "Hey hold my beer and watch this shit!" and "Sure I'll try the human-slingshot" along with "Damn! creepers are the spawn of satan!!" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #62 May 7, 2003 Ok I'll step in for Alex for just a bit here Category: Landing a parachute for $15,000 Finding yourself partialy buried up to your waist with a large divot to replace... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #63 May 7, 2003 Who is Michele, Alex? ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #64 May 7, 2003 QuoteFinding yourself partialy buried up to your waist with a large divot to replace... What is a "lawn dart"? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #65 May 7, 2003 Wrong... And you fix up that bad attitude missyPLF your wrong too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #66 May 7, 2003 Mixology for $400: 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Tia Maria 1/2 oz. Kahlua topped with whipped cream drunk sans hands Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #67 May 7, 2003 Quote Who said: "Hey hold my beer and watch this shit!" and "Sure I'll try the human-slingshot" along with "Damn! creepers are the spawn of satan!!" What does 50% of active skydivers say on a weekly basis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #68 May 7, 2003 What is burning in? Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #69 May 7, 2003 What is a blow job? Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #70 May 7, 2003 What is a blowjob? That sounds weird coming from me.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #71 May 7, 2003 Quote Mixology for $400: 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Tia Maria 1/2 oz. Kahlua topped with whipped cream drunk sans hands What is a blow job? No, really, I haven't had one in forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #72 May 7, 2003 Quote What is a blowjob? That sounds weird coming from me. damn you beat me too it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #73 May 7, 2003 Quote Wrong... And you fix up that bad attitude missy [Wink] [Sly] Yessir! I was actually recalling my mud landing...where I got stuck, almost lost my shoes. Very funny at the time, and funnier now. O.K., I'll try again..... Who is Sebazz at Los Robles, Alex?Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #74 May 7, 2003 I'll give you that one. It was a pretty general question... Next category: Barnyard Animals Prefers to love sheep over women because they are easier...Follow up bonus question: Famous dot com pervs Likes to talk about and touch his penis all the time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #75 May 7, 2003 QuotePrefers to love sheep over than women because they are easier... [Sly] Who is Clay? Part 2 Who Is Nathan/Chromeboy? Ceils- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
