ladyskydiver 0 #1 May 8, 2003 The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife like to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the waters, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a Wisconsin Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you an infringement" "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman "But I haven't even touched you," says the warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 May 8, 2003 The vision of a cat hissing comes to mind... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 May 8, 2003 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 May 8, 2003 This just in: A resolution will be proposed in the UN next week to form a new country between the Turks and Kurds. This new nation would be called Turds. France is expected to veto the measure because of their longtime, historical rights to the name. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #6 May 8, 2003 And then the Fish Nazi wrote her up for being a smart ass. The end ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #7 May 8, 2003 Coincidence? See for yourself on today's Dilbert Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #8 May 8, 2003 Too funny! Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #9 May 9, 2003 Quote MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. LOL, Cora, that was funny....and true....as long as the books aren't bodice rippers...and beware if she's reading something like a martial arts history - it's likely she knows what she's reading, and aching to try it out! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #10 May 9, 2003 Quote it's likely she knows what she's reading, and aching to try it out! How true, Michele. But, know what? I think we could get a few guys to volunteer to have us play with them and try things out. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #11 May 9, 2003 *whimper*---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #12 May 9, 2003 OH OH ME ME ME ME!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #13 May 9, 2003 So, honey...does that Quote *whimper* mean you're planning on allowing us to play with you? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 May 9, 2003 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
