freeflir29 0 #51 May 13, 2003 QuoteIt'd have to be 12 foot dick to get me to come to Cleveland Trust me....if this job wasn't SOOOOO damn good I wouldn't be here either sweety!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #52 May 13, 2003 Quote Trust me....if this job wasn't SOOOOO damn good I wouldn't be here either sweety!!!! You chose Cleveland over Chicago. What are you, a dumbass?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #53 May 13, 2003 Quote What are you, a dumbass?? Hey, no calling Clay a dumbass on my thread. Besides, I just took a leave of absence from work and plan to be completely irresponsible for the next three months. I think that qualifies me as the dumbass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #54 May 13, 2003 Quote Besides, I just took a leave of absence from work and plan to be completely irresponsible for the next three months. I think that qualifies me as the dumbass. That qualifies you as damn lucky - I'm sooo jealous Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #55 May 13, 2003 btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #56 May 13, 2003 Tell them when you call to ask for a loan. Seriously, it's a good thing you're doing! Rock out with your cock out! Metaphorically speaking, of course. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zonie 0 #57 May 13, 2003 Youre my hero! You have truly seen the light and reached the state of nirvana, removing yourself from the world of dollar chasing drones who have no purpose in life. Unfortunalely, Im still part drone and cant see past this stupidity leading to nothing but a pointless existance. Keep up the good work and set an example for what we should all be doing in life. The devil LOST! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #58 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? First you're no dumb ass, just a smart one!!! Tell the parents you're on vacation! Besides, what does it matter, you're old enough to make your own decisions!J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #59 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? I find it's better to tell them after the fact. They get over it a lot faster if it's already over. Case in point, I told my folks I was taking up skydiving after a tandem and two lessons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #60 May 13, 2003 Quote Hey, no calling Clay a dumbass on my thread. Besides, I just took a leave of absence from work and plan to be completely irresponsible for the next three months. I think that qualifies me as the dumbass. But i'm not stupid enough to call a greenie a dumbass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #61 May 13, 2003 Quote Case in point, I told my folks I was taking up skydiving after a tandem and two lessons Umm... I was going out to do my 12th jump - my graduation dive - when I finally told my parents... And I'll never tell them about or show them the tattoo I'm getting on Memorial Day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #62 May 13, 2003 Have you reached the point with your parents where the reply "you don't want to know" is perfectly acceptable? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #63 May 13, 2003 Quote You chose Cleveland over Chicago. What are you, a dumbass?? So Chicago is just a bigger more expensive shit hole. Hmmmmm...choices choices..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #64 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? i think a classic applies here. "work sucks i'm going skydiving." a tattoo? i'm shocked. next you'll air out your freefly pants and become one with the dark side____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #65 May 13, 2003 Quote a tattoo? i'm shocked. next you'll air out your freefly pants and become one with the dark side Hey now. I first learned to sitfly - and had a pierced eyebrow - way back in 1997 and I got my freefly suit in 2000. I've been a closet freak for a loooong time. And yes, the freefly suit will be seeing much more air this summer than it did last summer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #66 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? Just tell them you're going to be doing some consulting. No one knows exactly what that means and it sounds good. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 May 13, 2003 Quote And yes, the freefly suit will be seeing much more air this summer than it did last summer. That's a good girl!!! "Come fly with me...let's fly away!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #68 May 13, 2003 Quote And yes, the freefly suit will be seeing much more air this summer than it did last summer. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! Lisa, Don't Do IT!!!!!!! Sell that freefly suit and buy more grippers!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #69 May 13, 2003 Hope ya have a fun summer, Lisa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #70 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? "Mom, Dad, see you in September!" seems kinda smooth....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #71 May 13, 2003 Well, you could say something about how now that you have the bad news about your health, you wanted to enjoy what time you had left... Then say "April Fool!!!!" and duck when they throw something at you. Not to mention that since you're a mother, you'd have to kick your own ass for doing anything that mean. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #72 May 13, 2003 QuoteWell, you could say something about how now that you have the bad news about your health, you wanted to enjoy what time you had left... Well.. I was kinda thinking about that angle. Mom's had 3 back surgeries, I've had one already... "I want to do it before another part of my back goes out." She's already got the guilt thing going for "giving me a bad back." That might work. Hm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #73 May 13, 2003 Tell them you're going to summer school. Well, you are!... What tattoo?! On Monday? I wanna go! Where you getting it! Didja know I got a huge one on my puny bicep. It mildly freaked Mouth out at Christmas Yeah! Tattoo party on Skybytch! Weeeeee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #74 May 13, 2003 Quote btw... anybody got any brilliant ideas on how I can explain this one to the parents? After I left GTE, I took off a little over 3 months. I went to the convention and Couch Freaks and a few others. When I went through security in Iowa, they checked my bag. Somehow, the guy with a tie-dyed shirt, hadn't slept for 4 days look, and a 3 month old beard - was suspicious. My parents asked when I was going to get a job. I replied that "I couldn't remember what I did for the past 10 summers. I wanted to remember this one." My dad understood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #75 May 13, 2003 Have Fun Lisa!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
