misskriss 0 #51 May 10, 2003 What I want to know is how do you get rid of an asshole??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #52 May 10, 2003 BAH....da....bump!!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #53 May 10, 2003 Quote What I want to know is how do you get rid of an asshole??? Good question lets just find out together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #54 May 10, 2003 maybe there' s a spray we can buy like RAID.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #55 May 10, 2003 Quote What I want to know is how do you get rid of an asshole??? Behave like a BITCH __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #56 May 10, 2003 Quote Behave like a BITCH Believe me......I have....I mean the Queen Bitch of all bitches.......doesn't work.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #57 May 10, 2003 QuoteBelieve me......I have....I mean the Queen Bitch of all bitches.......doesn't work.. Have you tried the Fu&$%^#$ Queen of the Motherfu$%#% Bitches?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #58 May 10, 2003 Quote maybe there' s a spray we can by like RAID.. LOL......I know a good store we could get it at Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #59 May 10, 2003 oh yeah....and even bitchier...... Have kept him up all night singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall.... he still won't leave.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #60 May 10, 2003 Quote oh yeah....and even bitchier...... Have kept him up all night singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall.... he still won't leave.. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #61 May 10, 2003 Maybe if I had a big dz.com party and invited everyone over for a month or two he would leave.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #62 May 10, 2003 Quote Maybe if I had a big dz.com party and invited everyone over for a month or two he would leave.. Or...how about you invite another asshole (like yours truly), he might fear competition and leave. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #64 May 10, 2003 Quote Come on HERE I COME!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #65 May 10, 2003 This is an exact quote from an ex-girlfriend: "You're rotten to the core, and proud of it.!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #66 May 12, 2003 Quote HEY ASSHOLE!! Alright, so I went with this suggestion. I headed to the dz, thinking there might be assholes there. Man, I was wrong. Free video, people hooking up my main, getting great advice....Nope, I didn't find any assholes there. What's a girl to do? I just can't find one anywhere! Quote then go work out (you have been putting on a few pound in the hips there honey) Straying away from the humor in this thread, that statement does not contain asshole qualities. This fall under brutal honesty. I appreciate brutal honesty. I love it when someone can say exactly what's on their mind without censoring it to protect my feelings! Quote Look for one who can be honest and himself. That way you will be able to be honest and yourself. Then you can flake because he expects it, and you can call him a dumbass cause he knows it! Done. Quote What I want to know is how do you get rid of an asshole??? Oh...the many fun ways that a true asshole can be dealt with....getting rid is no problem....it's the torture before getting rid of him that you should concentrate on...it's more fun that way.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeat10500 12 #67 May 12, 2003 Even though I'm one of those "nice guys" I still find this funny! >MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES STRIKE BACK!!! > > > > > > 1. How many men does it take to open a beer? > >None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > > > > 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up woman? > > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably > >never be able to support you. > > > > 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? > >It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer > >to the kitchen sink. > > > > 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When > >she starts her sentence with "A man once told me." > > > > 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? > >You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > > > > 6. Why do men fart more than women? > >Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. > > > > 7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at > >he front door, whom do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up > >once you let him in. > > > > 8. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > >A woman that won't do what she's told. > > > > 9. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was > >"Always." > > > > 10. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to > > interrupt her. > > > > 11. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? > > Divorced. > > > > 12. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex > > drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. > > > > 13. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, > > Suffering. > > > > 14. Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me, "What's on the > > TV?" I said, "Dust!" > > > > 15. Why do men die before their wives? > > They want to. > > > > 16. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa > > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" > > Dad: "That happens in every country, son." > > > > 17. A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: Wife Wanted." > > The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same > > thing: "You can have mine." > > > > 18. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to > > forget it once. > > > > 19. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the > > street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are > > beautiful. > > > > 20. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? > > Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to > > bed. > > Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the > > refrigerator. > > > > 21. Why do brides wear white? > > Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range. ...mike ----------------------------------- Mike Wheadon B-3715,HEMP#1 Higher Expectations for Modern Parachutists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #68 May 12, 2003 Geezzzuusss.....would you STFU already!!! You're always bitchin!!! (Was that asshole enough for you?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #69 May 13, 2003 Quote Quote BTW you're famous now! Michael liked that post. Wow, way cool, and I've jumped with her Val you have come a long way. _______________________________________________ She's come so far - she totally helped me figure out some RW issues I couldn't quite figure out. Great time last weekend - Val you missed a great Fri night & Saturday MaiTais There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #70 May 13, 2003 Quote There are way too many nice guys. Almost every guy I meet labels himself as that. It's really frustrating me. I just want a guy that I can call a dumbass and really mean it! I want a guy that I can tell him what a prick he is and feel good about telling him so. I want a guy that is as unreliable as I am, so that I don't feel bad about flaking out and accidentally standing him up. I want a guy that my friends keep warning me about...this will make sure that I don't lose touch with my friends. I'm just getting frustrated with not being able to find a good asshole nowadays. as george carlin puts it...its the pussifiaction of america thats doing this!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
