Vallerina 2 #1 May 9, 2003 There are way too many nice guys. Almost every guy I meet labels himself as that. It's really frustrating me. I just want a guy that I can call a dumbass and really mean it! I want a guy that I can tell him what a prick he is and feel good about telling him so. I want a guy that is as unreliable as I am, so that I don't feel bad about flaking out and accidentally standing him up. I want a guy that my friends keep warning me about...this will make sure that I don't lose touch with my friends. I'm just getting frustrated with not being able to find a good asshole nowadays.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 9, 2003 Pssst....I'm just the one you're looking for. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #3 May 9, 2003 sounds like you need a "shocker" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 May 9, 2003 Good choice Vallerina! The women's forum would have had interesting responses, but people can swear and be much sillier here. Be careful what you wish for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #5 May 9, 2003 QuoteI want a guy that I can tell him what a prick he is and feel good about telling him so O.K., I have the number to Animal Control...you can call there. All the assholes work there. I know this firsthand. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 May 9, 2003 Quote O.K., I have the number to Animal Control...you can call there. All the assholes work there. I know this firsthand. Apparently you are regular there huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #7 May 9, 2003 QuoteI'm just getting frustrated with not being able to find a good asshole nowadays. I'll be right over. Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 May 9, 2003 Try this guy Actually, his site is pretty amusing. Guys, you might want to check it out, too. This guy thinks he's ALL that and a happy meal! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 May 9, 2003 What you actually want is a scratching post. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #10 May 9, 2003 Nope. But see my Tired thread, and you'll understand. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #11 May 9, 2003 That site is hysterical, Rebecca! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #12 May 9, 2003 Quote I want a guy that my friends keep warning me about... I was that guy for my wife. That was 16 short years ago and may still be true I guess.Too funny! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #13 May 9, 2003 QuoteO.K., I have the number to Animal Control...you can call there. All the assholes work there. I know this firsthand. Sure! Give me the number! My abilities in bitching are far above average. QuoteTry this guy I don't fulfill his requirements: QuoteShe must be willing and able to have lots of children: 5 kids????? Man! I'm not a breeding machine! and QuoteShe must be willing to take care of me and worship me: I'm no one's bitch. Even though I would not get accepted for future interviews based on his requirements, I fully appreciate his honesty....I don't want a lying asshole!!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #14 May 9, 2003 What about us English cads We know how to treat woman proper. I mean real proper... just the way YOU like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #15 May 9, 2003 QuoteI just want a guy that I can call a dumbass and really mean it! I thought you did have a guy like that!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #16 May 9, 2003 I'm not a dumbass or a asshole but I sure am a pain in the ass. Does that count?... I would not say that I'm cocky, just confident. In case I don't fit the bill, good luck in the search. You will find another.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #17 May 9, 2003 I'm your guy...Super Asshole they call me. 2 ex-wives can't be wrong.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #18 May 9, 2003 what do you offer ot get this guyi want somthing back Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 May 9, 2003 Quote I'm just getting frustrated with not being able to find a good asshole nowadays. Look behind you, that's probably a good one...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #20 May 9, 2003 This is the perfect guy for you. Asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #21 May 9, 2003 I hear she's got a trapeze... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #22 May 9, 2003 If you really want a person of this nature I know a very good one you can call Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #23 May 9, 2003 "thread Hijack time" O.K. Why is it perfectly acceptable for a female to publicly advertise for a man that she wants to treat like Sh*t and take all her frustrations out on Imagine the quick lock on the thread if a man were to look for a woman in such a way.... I personally dont think either should be acceptable, I kept reading the thread over and over hoping that I was missing the humor or joke .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #24 May 9, 2003 I find it refreshing that Vallerina knows exactly what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 May 9, 2003 I think the humor is that she's describing wildblue who is her boyfreind. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
