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rjackson

New Airline

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With the expected success that Hooters is going to have in applying its name to an airline, several other companies might consider starting their own brands.


Microsoft
Motto:
"Where do you want to go today?"

Cons:
* It will be cost-prohibitive to change to another carrier.

* At random times during the flight, flight attendants will just stop working. The only way to get anything done will be to land the plane, shut everything off and start again.

* On the routes it flies, it will be the only airline to choose from, and you will be required to use Microsoft taxis to get to the airport.

* Between the time you purchase the ticket and the time of the flight, there will have been five upgrades/changes to the service, and each time you will be required to update your ticket.
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Randy

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