Sebazz1 2 #26 May 14, 2003 Yeah but think of all the fresh ground beef out in the pastures near the windmills... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #27 May 14, 2003 BAD IDEA! That's where mad cow starts! Oh, that's from cows eating cows. I land out at least once a week, and nothing I do impresses those stupid cows. Maybe getting smacked by a windmill would do it. Anything for the bovines. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLOfreefall 0 #28 May 14, 2003 I imagined a canopy entanglement resulting in a carney-style fair ride. Some people might actually pay for that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #29 May 14, 2003 That might impress the cows if I tossed oats at them at the bottom of every pass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #30 May 14, 2003 I want to see you land ON a cow's back!! That would impress them!! and mee too!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #31 May 14, 2003 The bidding starts: Donate X number of dollars to Sangiro to have Deuce land on a cow's back. Bidding starts at the cost of a chopped Spectre 150, and a Sony PC120. I've already got health coverage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #32 May 14, 2003 we got TONS of cows in Hollister...you can get lots of practice on sunday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #35 May 14, 2003 i was waiting for you to post that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #36 May 14, 2003 Now I am highly motivated to land out at Hollister! MOOOOOOoooove! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #37 May 14, 2003 LOL !!! I was waiting for that pic too. I remember seeing that someplace after I had posted earlier. good call!! Anyone know who that is ?? and the results ?? LOL Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #38 May 14, 2003 His name is Yoshi. He used to work in Hollister. I believe he now works at Tittusville in Florida with the Nardi's who previously owned Hollister. He landed on the Cow, cut away and had a 15 second ride before getting bucked off. He executed a perfect PLF after getting bucked off and walked away scratch free... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #39 May 14, 2003 Very Nice Sebazz !!! So this one day in Hollister, I felt it would be a good Idea to swoop past a cow ... again. So I set up and just as I began the surf, I realized the errors of my ways. Any way, The cow was startled and tossed his head and turned around and ran the other way. Those buggers are really fast when they want to be. Well, it was the cow or... hmmm... you don't really stand a chance against a cow, SO I had to cram on the brakes. After gaining about 12 feet of air and passing over him, I came down and ever so gracefully landed on the other side... Ok.. ok... I came down and crashed very momentusly tumbling through my lines and also causing the rest of the cows to start. I stood up and brushed my self off.. (luckily no cow shit) ... and my AFF instructor who has watched me grow up that point in my career, was standing there just laughing his ass of.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
