billvon 3,099 #76 May 14, 2003 > "Chris, btw, my mother said if you every speak to me again about > skydiving, she's going to kill you. Not only kill you, put cut you up > into pieces so they can't find you and you won't skydive anymore" >He thinks he's all big and bad . . . You know, honestly, if someone came into my office and threatened that their _mother_ was going to come down and beat me up, it would make my day. Free entertainment, courtesy of the stupid whuffo coworker! >Do not threaten me and even if you wanted to skydive I'll make sure you don't jump . . . Methinks you might be taking him a bit too seriously. I mean, of all people to listen to, why the clueless whuffo? That's like listening to Howard Stern and saying "his political views are incorrect and dangerous" instead of just laughing at the guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy 0 #77 May 15, 2003 QuoteSo do you think I should let him jump? No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #78 May 15, 2003 Just post his mail-adres and we'll all mail him questions like "Are you that pussy that doesn't dare to skydive because his momma won't let him" :) If I would get 10 cents for every time someone writes me off as a suicidal maniac for skydiving, I could jump fulltime from that money...:) Don't even bother trying to explain how everything works...just give him a big eyed stare, and snif loudly while saying "I just love the smell of death" and in between that ask him where he lives and then walk off gigling like a girl..... 100% sure he won't bother you again after that (or even get near to you) It's much more fun this way.. I actualy had the most wonderfulltime with a Whuffo in the airplane from russia to paris last week. A 45 year old canadian was sitting next to me and asked about my holiday. So I told him I went skydiving, nothing more..and he basicly spent the whole 2,5 hour flight explaining skydiving to me from his whuffo point of view. Basicly taking all the info he had seen on TV and making it one huge story. Miltairy HALO jumps with birdmansuits from cliffs that you can try without any training in the grand canion was one of the many gems he told me.. Totaly 'un-me' I never corrected one thing, and just enjoyed the whole story with a lovely smile...never had a better time...JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fungi3001 0 #79 May 15, 2003 QuoteJust hit him with an axe handle whats wrong withg the sharp bit of the axe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
