suz 0 #1 May 16, 2003 A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #2 May 16, 2003 Ok...that isn't funny. It's FREAKIN GREAT! I love it! oh um...how'd I get in this room, jeeze...sorry... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #3 May 16, 2003 Innit just Fantastic?? Quote oh um...how'd I get in this room, jeeze...sorry... Off you go now....on your bike! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #4 May 16, 2003 Quote Off you go now....on your bike! OMG I can't believe you just said that! On my bike! oooh you're lucky you're hiding behind a computer screen, I'd...I'd...well we'll just have to find out if I meet you eh? We'll see if I ever open any doors for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 May 16, 2003 Quote "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" Hmmm...sounds like a good excuse to go out..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 May 16, 2003 Quote "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" ...and he went to the Tit'ee bar. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 May 16, 2003 Nyaaah, I call bluff on this one, all the Ozzy gals I've met don't own underwear.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #8 May 16, 2003 Quote ...and he went to the Tit'ee bar BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hey...somebody moved me post! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #9 May 16, 2003 You think!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 May 16, 2003 I know, from experience, so tell us about your lingerie Suz......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #11 May 16, 2003 I dunno you're the one who has them all! when am I getting them back, by the way??? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #12 May 16, 2003 Quote I dunno you're the one who has them all! when am I getting them back, by the way??? LMAO!"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gress 0 #13 May 16, 2003 Quote Quote I dunno you're the one who has them all! when am I getting them back, by the way??? LMAO! Yeah, I second that HAHAHAHA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 May 16, 2003 Quote I dunno you're the one who has them all! when am I getting them back, by the way??? Well...Nac has that one "thing" this weekend. Maybe after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #15 May 16, 2003 Well, you'll never see those panties again, thats for sure. But is it okay with you if I hold onto that basque and stockings. I'm beginning to enjoy them! -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 May 16, 2003 Quote I'm beginning to enjoy them! Just makes you feel sexy doesn't it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #17 May 16, 2003 Umm...I dont remember giving you my stockings! That must be from your personal collection!But, hey....whatever tickles your fancy! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 May 16, 2003 "whatever tickles your fancy!" Oh it does, it tickles me just fine! -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #19 May 16, 2003 tap tap tap...um, perhaps the boa isnt suppose to be wrapped around your fancy?? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #20 May 16, 2003 Ach well, yousee its like tis, the boa is wrapped round my fancy, and kinda snarled in amongst the handcuffs...sooo....I may be some time. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #21 May 16, 2003 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That just made my day! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #22 May 16, 2003 Quote A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" Thats a trip! I wonder if I could get into your pants...hehehe - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #23 May 16, 2003 LOL! You'll have to ask Nac where he put them! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #24 May 16, 2003 Quote LOL! You'll have to ask Nac where he put them! Who the hell is Nac? Damn your taken too. Every damn skychick on here is either taken or CLAIMED What luck for me- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #25 May 16, 2003 Quote Every damn skychick on here is either taken or CLAIMED What luck for me I feel your pain brother. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
