crapflinger2000 1 #1 May 20, 2003 What did the redneck pirate say? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #2 May 20, 2003 I dunno, what did the redneck pirate say?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #3 May 20, 2003 Arrrghhh.. Shot me a mako! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! that is some funny shit __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #4 May 20, 2003 huh??? - -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #5 May 20, 2003 Knowing nothing's ever as funny when you have to explain it, I'm afraid you'll have to or we're all going to keep staring at our computers with a dazed look on our faces. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #6 May 20, 2003 OK OK... Put the glass. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #7 May 20, 2003 QuoteArrrghhh.. Shot me a mako! Another pirate joke of yourse I don't get. Sorry G-just not funny to me. My peanut joke on the other hand.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crapflinger2000 1 #8 May 20, 2003 naw... MY peanut joke was the best... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #9 May 20, 2003 <---- laughs courteously In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Push 0 #10 May 21, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says to him "Sir, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch". The pirate answers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Argh matey, it's driving me nuts!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #11 May 21, 2003 haha! now that's a pirate joke! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #12 May 21, 2003 I remember in high scool i used to think it was cool to go around wiht an eyepatch and say retarded things like " Why didn't the pirate go visit his old decrepid mother - BECAUSE SHE LIVES TOO FAAAAARRRRRGHHHH AWAY" I really haven't grown much since then. sds =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #13 May 21, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #14 May 21, 2003 last one, i promise --- What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates! i kill me =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccordia 74 #15 May 21, 2003 Did you here about that new disney-pirate movie... "It's rated ahRrrrrrrrrrrrr"JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #16 May 21, 2003 Quote What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates! What has 3 arms and 4 legs ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A pitbull on a playground. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
crapflinger2000 1 #8 May 20, 2003 naw... MY peanut joke was the best... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #9 May 20, 2003 <---- laughs courteously In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #10 May 21, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says to him "Sir, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch". The pirate answers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Argh matey, it's driving me nuts!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #11 May 21, 2003 haha! now that's a pirate joke! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #12 May 21, 2003 I remember in high scool i used to think it was cool to go around wiht an eyepatch and say retarded things like " Why didn't the pirate go visit his old decrepid mother - BECAUSE SHE LIVES TOO FAAAAARRRRRGHHHH AWAY" I really haven't grown much since then. sds =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #13 May 21, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #14 May 21, 2003 last one, i promise --- What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates! i kill me =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #15 May 21, 2003 Did you here about that new disney-pirate movie... "It's rated ahRrrrrrrrrrrrr"JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #16 May 21, 2003 Quote What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates! What has 3 arms and 4 legs ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A pitbull on a playground. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
