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My TSA Experience On Memorial Day Weekend

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Those of you considering carrying your rig on a passenger aircraft may be encouraged by my experience over the past few days.

Naturally, I had my Cypres card and logbook handy, but mostly did my best to be the "Gray Man". Even my gear bag is gray. Believe it or not, gray is a most effective camouflage color.

Seattle - nothing. Carried my rig on with no hassle, no questions, etc.

Sacramento - when my rig came out of the x-ray, the TSA guy asked me if I had climbing gear in my bag, because there was "a coiled-looking thing". I told him that it was a spring-loaded pilot chute for my rig, and he just said "Okay", and waved me on.

Ontario - had to take my sneakers off (I guess the fuses sticking out of them were a dead giveaway - heh), but so did everybody else. Shoulda worn my flat leather sandals - would have gotten a pass on that. Oh well. However, my rig went through without any questions.

Oddly enough, my checked bag was subject to more scrutiny than the carry-on items. At the request of a co-worker of mine, I had stopped by his mom's place in Perris and picked up five pounds of premium coffee in one-pound cans to bring back for him. With a front-side x-ray machine in place, the cylinder shapes in my bag aroused curiosity (I guess the fuses sticking out of them were a dead giveaway - heh).

Aside from these minor quibbles, I had no problems at all. Granted, going through BWI or Reagan during an Orange Alert is most likely going to be more difficult, but it seems as though the TSA troops are doing what they were hired for.

What I found noteworthy was that none of the TSA types were packing heat. This puts them in a different category of authority than what one might expect. In other words, it appears to me that the TSA personnel, although acting as government-appointed gatekeepers, have about the same federal law-enforcement authority as any state-appointed bureaucrat - that is to say, little or none (as an individual). I therefore assume that in the case of a minor violation or dispute, they will defer to local law enforcement, who are usually nearby and are packing heat.

I am also assuming that in the case of a major offense, their big brothers, the Federal or Sky Marshalls or the FBI would be summoned forthwith. This is true in the AIC (Agriculture, Immigration, Customs) zones as well; Customs inspectors are always armed.

Last note: I had the usual tech toys in my other carry-on (cell phone, cd player, etc.). None of that was hand-inspected or scrutinized, aside from x-ray. You may also be pleased to know that nobody asks you those stupid questions anymore, either.

As for the Dropzone.com Boogie - it was a pretty good time, and it was great fun to hook up with fellow dz.commers like Quade, Viking (who was a very good sport on Saturday night, I might add!), Phree, jtval (thanks for the train - that ROCKED!), bbarnhouse, Bytch, billvon & Amy, Mike McGowan, and of course, Sangiro, and anybody else I may have missed. B|

edit to change name of victim of "Lancaster Bomber" - hehehe :)
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I'm glad to hear things were pretty smooth. I've been assembling my documentation for two upcoming trips.

I will be heading to Perris in June and to the WFFC. Unlike you, I'll be going through National and BWI airports both times. :S

The only debate I have is whether to try to take my rig carry-on or checked.

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Unlike you, I'll be going through National and BWI airports both times. :S

The only debate I have is whether to try to take my rig carry-on or checked.



I went through BWI last August, right after the WFFC. They opened my bag and looked at the rig, then closed it.
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picked up five pounds of premium coffee in one-pound cans to bring back for him
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Packed the bag yourself sir, Anybody gave you anything to carry that could conceal 5kg's of coke?



You and your metric system, Remster...

He said 5 pounds, so that is only 2.268 kg.

If you can't do conversions, you'd make a horrible drug dealer.

:P

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picked up five pounds of premium coffee in one-pound cans to bring back for him



Packed the bag yourself sir, Anybody gave you anything to carry that could conceal 5kg's of coke?;)


Like I said, they don't ask the stupid questions anymore. However, I was a little concerned about the coffee cans, but too tired to care.

BTW - 5 lbs=2&1/4 Kg. :D
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I bet you don't even care how densely it is packed, you silly mule, and would be fine with 5 pounds or 5 kilos. :o;)





"Hee-Ha! Hee-Ha!"
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This must be some obscure referene to sexual practices I know nothing about, and therefore your sacrcasm was completely lost on me Justin... care to axplain what you mean?



The sexual practices would be if either Clay or sheep were mentioned. But they were not, so if you really don't know what I was talking about, read this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1740948.stm

Or did you just forget that you had that extra full feeling on your last flight? ;)

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Why are you stalking SkyMamma and why is a guy stalking you.... you pervert



I am stalking SkyMama because... well.... just because! :)
As for why Sebazz is/was stalking me, you'd have to ask him that.

And this reminds me that it may be approaching time to update my signature once again. :)

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And this reminds me that it may be approaching time to update my signature once again.
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I think it should be about me again.



I am still stalking Skymama, so I had to compromise. ;)

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Gelatin is made with horse tendons.




Yet so tasty....:D


Boy, this thread sure went down the toilet in a hurry. :D
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