Man Walks into a Bar....

[jerry81 10]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
"You want a beer?" the bartender asks.
"I think not!" says Descartes and promptly disappears.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

...A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor."

Speed Racer
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[quade 4]

Or . . . my version written years ago.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[katiebear21 0]

This one's kind of bad...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer. "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called 'Nike', for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers', because 'It really Satisfies.'" The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD', because quality is job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and explains "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer!" The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The customer says "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

Katie
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