PalmettoTiger 1 #1 June 11, 2001 Continuing my anti-Britney Spears campaign, here's a parody of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" called "Make My Boobies One More Size." I wish I could take credit for it but it's an unattributed mp3 that's been passed around.__________________Oh boobies boobiesOh boobies boobies, my chest was supposed to grow.My cleavage wasn't right, no!My boobies boobies, my breasts are completely faux;And now my sweater's tight, yo!Surgery!I want to be a D!Bigger mammaries!I want them to show now! because -My chest flatness was killing me,(And I) I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)!I look 32, I'm just a child, I am a five, Make my boobies one more size!Oh baby baby, I've got some boobies, it's true.And now you've all been blinded.Oh pretty boobies, you're so big and oh so new:That's just the way I planned it!Darling, Rolling Stone was naughtySee me baby, Barely wearing clothes now!because -My chest flatness was killing me,(And I) I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)!I look 32, I'm just a child, I am a five, Make my boobies one more size!__________________PS just to be clear I have nothing against boobies, whether they're small, large, even larger, fake, or real. Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #2 June 11, 2001 Quotejust to be clear I have nothing against boobiesMe too! Gotta love 'em...don't know what it is 'bout 'em, but ask any man and he'll tell ya....Boobies RULE HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!Kia Kaha,PykeNZPF A - 2584 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #3 June 11, 2001 Hey, girls like boobies too! (I do anyway!!) LOL SisThe road to hell is paved with good intentions-but sometimes,good intentions are all we humans have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 June 11, 2001 dude,you need help!!!! you took the time to transcribe the lyrics here, you really need to go jump or something.....if you need to do something i sugest staring at those "boobies" on mtv. please somebody help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #5 June 11, 2001 QuoteHey, girls like boobies too! (I do anyway!!) LOL Ahhh, gee, 'Sis... ya found my weak spot... I'm a boob man!!! If I wasn't such a nice guy... hmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #6 June 11, 2001 Hey, I cured my 2-month case of ground poisoning not 7 hours ago! Gimme a break! Full story tomorrow...Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #7 June 11, 2001 PT,Quote just to be clear I have nothing against boobies I can't speak for others, but I know for a fact that I have something against boobies - ME ...MY WHOLE BODY, hands, arms, lips, teeth, face, neck, chest - and the list goes on...tee-hee...anything I can possibly get against them is cool... Woo-Hooo...(or HOT)... FFFDoes this qualify me for the "Dirty Old Man of the Month" award??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #8 June 11, 2001 QuoteDoes this qualify me for the "Dirty Old Man of the Month" award??? If you give me a good price on those jumpsuits you offered in the Pub Wednesday, I'll personally anoint you. Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grogs 0 #9 June 11, 2001 QuoteIf you give me a good price on those jumpsuits you offered in the Pub Wednesday, I'll personally anoint you. Ummmm.... Do you really want to be wearing a jumpsuit FFF's been in? You never know who he was rubbing, or what with in those things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #10 June 11, 2001 QuoteDo you really want to be wearing a jumpsuit FFF's been in? You never know who he was rubbing, or what with in those things.Boobies, right? I'll take some of that action. Besides, there's probably some big grass stains I'll have to wash out. Wouldn't want to look like I don't know what I'm doing. Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #11 June 11, 2001 PT,Quote Wouldn't want to look like I don't know what I'm doing. Damn, PT...when have you ever known what you were doing??FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #12 June 11, 2001 SHHHHHH!! Don't give away my secret!!Hehehehee.. "One time, at band camp, I was in step with everyone. So it looked like I knew what I was doing."Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 May 29, 2003 A bit of history: I think I have found the very first mention of "boobies" on these forums (see very first post)!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 May 29, 2003 so how do I see the first post? this is the third matrix..I mean incarnation of DZ.comMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 May 29, 2003 i meant the very first post in this thread. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #16 May 29, 2003 Oh darn, opened this thinking PT was back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 May 29, 2003 wow I didnt even look at the datresMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 May 29, 2003 Did anyone say BOOBIES???? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #19 May 30, 2003 I loooooooooooove Boobies....and I'm a girl too!!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 May 30, 2003 QuoteOh darn, opened this thinking PT was back. Me too. I really miss some of the peeps that used to be on here. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
