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Roast the Bytch.....

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Bytch,
What can a say to one such as you?
You've been a good friend when no one else would do..
You've given us laughter a red button or two...
But when all is done...
We're loving you.
xoxo
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Betsy,

You just don't get the concept of a "roast", do you? This is not another one of those "vibes needed" threads. This is clearly a cleverly camouflaged personal attack thread.:ph34r:

In other words, GET THE BYTCH BEFORE SHE GETS YOU!;)

Chris



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Lisa is such a Bytch. She never answers my PMs. She thinks she's too good to be among the ranks of the employed. She's a major party-pooper who makes fun of people who try to buy tiny canopies from her at 40 jumps. I know I'LL certainly be going elsewhere for my Xaos.

Lisa is such a Bytch that San Antonio isn't even on her golly-gee-I'm-cutting-away itinerary. Geez. Plus she made a huge deal of pointing out that she's getting laid more than me this summer. I know that was directed at me. She's so cruel.

The Bytch.
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MMMM Roast Bytch?

Sounds yummy to me...

(and she doesn't even know the rest of my evil plan)>:(

Oh, er , uh, yeah... I love Lisa like a sister...




it's not my fault, honestly...




Sister Mary Jane of the Church of The Screaming O, that is.


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Plus she made a huge deal of pointing out that she's getting laid more than me this summer. I know that was directed at me. She's so cruel.



Not only that, but I heard her say she thought you were dumb.:o

Chris



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Not only that, but I heard her say she thought you were dumb


Well that isn't exactly what she said because she said that you said that she said you (Chris) were dumb. Not only that one evening in Eloy we were sitting at the Porno_Pixie Den of Inequity and she said that oral is sex which totally went against everything that a certain :)was debating. Needless to say the Bytch laid down the law after hearing that the same :) was found in a compromising situation. Course I thought he was cute and we were both just jealous! Matter of fact that same dude was here just recently...anyway then one day in Perris the Bytch told me I that I must be crazy to which I had to agree totally for who else would fly in bondage? Bwahhhhhhh;) I merely smiled, said yes and shook my head no cuz I am not the one that likes dungeons around here. Seems to me they are often frequented by trolls and guys with whips...Oh and another time I saw her with an interesting piece of jewelry....:$ um yeah thats it! Then there was this time....








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pointing out that she's getting laid more than me this summer.



hey babe, i can help ya with that if ya want me too.........



and as fror that bytch... well i was thinking of calling up square1 and saying i had like 50 jumps and wanted a sub 100 canopy but thought against it...... i was gona tell her i was a "natural" and all.. that my instructors said it was okay and i think i can fly it fine as i have been jumping a manta 288 and i load it at 1:1.......hehehehe... maybe i should call before she reads this...naw...... i'll let her last day be one at peace with the canopy colilition (her being the canopy nazi and all)..lol........ have fun lisa......

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June - Florida for a week or so,



Psst....there's already some dz.commers getting together on the 14th with an out of town "guest". Don't come any later, because I'll be out west!

Hey, look at that...it rhymes! :P

Lisa, you totally suck for getting the summer off!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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