Muenkel 0 #1 May 30, 2003 Since the Bytch is cutting away this afternoon and going to wander the countryside in search of all forms of nig noggery, don't you think a Roast is in order? Come on, most of you know the Bytch and The Rack (tm) better than me. Roast away......... Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 May 30, 2003 Come on you pussy asses, surely you can come up with something. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 May 30, 2003 Isn't she the greatest? I just love her to death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 May 30, 2003 Shut up you Bytch, you're supposed to remain silent.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 May 30, 2003 HER! HER! yeah......whaterver.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 May 30, 2003 Oh well...She eats it...She beats it...She often mistreats it...A toast to sister Lisa!!! Her her FUCK HER!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 May 30, 2003 QuoteShut up you Bytch, you're supposed to remain silent. Yeah. Like that's gonna happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 May 30, 2003 You want to know how to shut up a bytch? Just crack a cool refreshing beer and place it right in front of her. Like a baby on the nipple!!! Oh wait never mind... That's how you shut a Sebazz up... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 May 30, 2003 QuoteJust crack a cool refreshing beer and place it right in front of her. Like a baby on the nipple!!! Oh wait never mind... That's how you shut a Sebazz up... What about drizzling beer on the nipple....does that work too? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 May 30, 2003 Quotedoes that work too For Sebazz of the Bytch??? lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 May 30, 2003 Here's to my evil twin. WE ROCK -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #12 May 30, 2003 Come to Chuckie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 May 30, 2003 Sorry I was a bit late in addending this roast. I had to work, unlike some people . . . Lisa, skybytch, what's her name . . . call her what you will . . . she'll always have a place in our hearts, a dark foreboding place to be sure, but a place none the less. The Bytch's always been very, very gracious to me and usually apologizes after she's kicked me. And she's always laughed at my jokes on Thursday . . . usually the ones I told on Monday, but it's not her fault if she's a bit slow. Maybe it has something to do with the drinking. Usually she's so drunk, she has to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth -- which could explain some of the skydiving. Still, we all love her like a sister . . . one of the wicked step-sisters . . . but she's still like a part of the family to us . . . the Manson family. (Oh, that one always kills me.)quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #14 May 30, 2003 Here here to the Rack!!! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #15 May 30, 2003 Skybytch, The Shark will miss you. I will also miss you hookin me up, etc. Yer still gonna jump, right?? Shark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #16 May 30, 2003 Do we know where she is going yet??? I know she is quitting Square1, but what's she going to do now??? I'll miss that friendly voice on the other end of the phone....I used to ring up just to hear her say 'hello, Square1, this is Lisa"....ahh....that voice!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 May 30, 2003 Quote I know she is quitting Square1, but what's she going to do now??? The evil plan as it currently stands - June - Florida for a week or so, "hometown" for a week or so, do the ex for a few nights, big way camp @ Perris. July - Lost Prairie, do the ex for a few nights August - WFFC, Burning Man, do the ex for a few nights Sept. - someplace cool for Labor Day, Paso Robles boogie, do the ex for a few nights, back to work... In between each of those will be some camping, some hiking, some jumping and some serious kicking it. Oh, and I may go do the ex once or twice. Don't hate me too much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #18 May 30, 2003 I will also miss you hookin me up, etc. _________________________________________________________ Now we know where all the missing stuff is. hey Shark look out your window. See the flashing lights? Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 May 30, 2003 You gonna remember to let Seb outta the closet before you leave? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 May 30, 2003 Quote I used to ring up just to hear her say 'hello, Square1, this is Lisa"....ahh....that voice!! The 900 line should be active in the next week or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 May 30, 2003 With all the ex-doing, I'm not sure he'll still qualify as an ex.. lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #22 May 30, 2003 At 20.00 a minute. Now we know how you are gonna finance your trip. Just glad you decided against standing on corners all over the country.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 May 30, 2003 Can I can I can I can I go live in Sunny's closet for a while?? Puuuullleeeeaaaassseeeee... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #24 May 30, 2003 QuotePuuuullleeeeaaaassseeeee... No. I'm not done with you yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 May 30, 2003 Bytch, What can a say to one such as you? You've been a good friend when no one else would do.. You've given us laughter a red button or two... But when all is done... We're loving you. xoxo BB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
