The Workplace

[bodypilot90 0]

some how dz.com came to mind when I got this

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RAISING THE WEINER!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour

I work at great depths

I am always using my head first

I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays

I work in a damp environment

I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

You do not always follow the orders of the management team

You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas

You take a lot of non-rostered breaks

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits

You don't like working double shifts

You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Me saw this a while ago, just could be bothered to type it all up (it was in a magazine)

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