billvon 3,090 #51 March 20, 2002 >so what part does clay play in all of this????You are all assuming that Clay is really human, and isn't just a post-bot . . . after all, how hard is a post-bot for a semi-nefarious, somewhat evil website owner with an evil clone or two?-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #52 March 20, 2002 Hmmmm.... good point there Bill, After all, no man can have boobies like that...... can they?I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #53 March 20, 2002 QuoteAfter all, no man can have boobies like that...... can they?What? You didn't see Clay in Fight Club?"I don't want to destroy your sweater, lets be friends and just walk away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #54 March 20, 2002 You bastard, you snitched! While you’re at it, why don’t you just go ahead and tell them about the dartboard with everyone's usernames on.... Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #55 March 20, 2002 The dartboard should have every post on it, not every username. That way, Clay has like 4x better chance of getting hit than I do. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #56 March 20, 2002 QuoteThe dartboard should have every post on it, not every username. That way, Clay has like 4x better chance of getting hit than I do.Ok, now that would require spotting the dart over a 5 acre dart board from about 5K. "Vindictiveness aside, the matchbook was a decent doubles partner. . ." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #57 March 20, 2002 >You bastard, you snitched! Oh, geez! It wasn't me, it was Lisa! Or the evil clone, yeah that's it! Just don't push the red button!-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #58 March 20, 2002 QuoteIt wasn't me, it was Lisa! Hey! Why you always blame everything on me?!?!? The Jello, the clone in the shark tank.. it's always MY fault! But to be honest, in this case it really was me. I admit it. I made him do it. And I'd make him do it again too. It was worth it. Go ahead boss man, push the red button. I've always wanted to know exactly what happens wh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #59 March 20, 2002 QuoteI've always wanted to know exactly what happens wh*another spit take*That's Comedy Gold™ right there. No, it's not updated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #60 March 20, 2002 What the hell is going on here???The moderators are making me laugh!!!! You guys aren't supposed to even have a sense of humour - what the hell is this world coming to??? (and as for you Mr. Von Novak, we have noticed how YOU keep bringing up S&M and weird kinky sex stuff)God, pretty soon we are going to need a moderator for the moderators, as the sanest most sensible person on these forums I nominate myself for the job... WillPS sangiro doesn't really exist, how many of you have actually met him? Anybody? "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #61 March 20, 2002 if you little green children do not stop fighting I'M going to lock this thread!!! http://kel197.tripod.com/skydivefriendsTRIPOD/*oh my gwad... the markup needed for this post exausted me! eck!* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #62 March 20, 2002 QuoteGod, pretty soon we are going to need a moderator for the moderators, as the sanest most sensible person on these forums I nominate myself for the job... WillThat would be a sure sign of the apocalypse. Skreamer's Rules:Anyone locking a thread about sheep will be banished.Anyone making fun of the veterinary sciences will be banished.Anyone inferring that Clay's animal husbandry skills are better than Skreamer's will be shot.Any picture posted to the forum that does not have a furry, 4-legged animal will be deleted.People making references to mad cow disease (except in conjunction with the British Women's 4-way team) will be barred from posting for 30 days.No more calling Skreamer's girlfriend "Lamb Chop".Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #63 March 20, 2002 >You guys aren't supposed to even have a sense of humour - what the hell is this world coming to??? (and as for you >Mr. Von Novak, we have noticed how YOU keep bringing up S&M and weird kinky sex stuff)I am shocked and appalled that you would accuse me of having a sense of humor. As everyone knows, moderators (and especially S+TA's) don't have any such thing.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #64 March 20, 2002 S&TA stands for (sure thats acceptable) or (shit tree avoid)Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #65 March 20, 2002 QuoteI am shocked and appalled that you would accuse me of having a sense of humor. As everyone knows, moderators (and especially S+TA's) don't have any such thing.Oh good. I was beginning to worry that I might have to start posting on rec dot again. Phheeeeeeewwwwwww. Good to know that you really don't have a sense of humor. I mean you never would have been given GREEN status if you were funny or had any type of personality. Right?Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #66 March 20, 2002 I have absolutely no personality whatsoever, just ask Lisa. OK, I am going back to the secret breakroom now.ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #67 March 20, 2002 I'm the moderator with my pocket calculator....I am adding..and subtracting. Multiplying....and dividing. By pressing on a special key I play a little melody....did dot dit!Chucksitting at the big table and ruling with an iron fist! When I am not loafing in the secret breakroom with the others, that is.My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #68 March 20, 2002 Quotesitting at the big table and ruling with an iron fist! Does that iron fist make flaring more difficult?Never argue with stupid people.They just drag you down 2 their level & beat you with experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #69 March 20, 2002 QuoteDoes that iron fist make flaring more difficult?And typing on that pocket calculator, I imagine.Chuck, moderators aren't supposed to post-whore. You little chippie!No, it's not updated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #70 March 21, 2002 I think Lisa is the biggest post-whore among the greenies. I am just a squirrel living in her world.My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #71 March 21, 2002 QuoteI am just a squirrel living in her world.As are you all. At least Chuckie admits it. pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #72 May 30, 2003 bump - one of my favorite threads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #73 May 30, 2003 Lisa, did you say "bump?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HRHSkyPrincess 0 #74 May 30, 2003 Hello my darling Sangiro, I would like to be your very best friend, yes, that's it, your very best friend...together we can rule the dz.com world, yes my darling, OUR world, just you and me....do not listen to the others, they only want you for your webmaster abilities. I want you for you because you're special just the way you are, my darling, yes, that's it, you're special. My precioussssssssssss....***************** Attitude is everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #75 May 30, 2003 Quote because you're special just the way you are This makes it sound like HH is retarted 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
