Cajones 0 #1 May 31, 2003 Okay - It's a shitty day, so here's a shitty poll. I didn't post one last week, so this week it's a few days early. Feel free to share the exceptions to your Standard Operating Procedures, and any other shitty anecdotes you might be toting in your closet. - Cajones The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 31, 2003 You forgot: 1- Hose it down 2- Spray it with liquid nitrogen, so it hardens and falls off 3- Use a painting brush and make decorative drawings 4- Leave it untouch and wait for the flies to eat it off__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 May 31, 2003 You forgot sitting, standing, squatting and headdown. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonno5 0 #4 June 1, 2003 Good God that its come to this...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 1, 2003 I go front to back but it's reaching across a cheek. Not sure if I voted correctly.... My Ex-wife got the front to back speech, from a nurse, after she got a nasty Kidney infection. Funny thing was....it wasn't from wiping incorrectly...... Boy was she embarrassed!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #6 June 1, 2003 My youngest daughter refused to go grocery shopping with me after I asked the clerk if she thought I had enough toilet paper for the amount of food I bought. Teenage girls. Go figure.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,577 #8 June 1, 2003 Too funny. Isn't it great embarrassing your kids? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 June 1, 2003 The most difficult thing about having a colostomy is finding shoes to match the bag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #10 June 1, 2003 QuoteThe most difficult thing about having a colostomy is finding shoes to match the bag Ewww....I mean REALLY!!!!! ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 June 1, 2003 QuoteEwww....I mean REALLY!!!!! Darn it. There I go and overstep the bounds of good taste in a butt-wiping thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #12 June 1, 2003 This forum had no bounds.....it is all good!!!! ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #13 June 1, 2003 how bout the bedays sorry don't know about the spelling on that one but you know the fancy places that have the toilet and the one right next to it that hoses your ass If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 June 1, 2003 Quotehow bout the bedays sorry don't know about the spelling on that one but you know the fancy places that have the toilet and the one right next to it that hoses your ass The bidet is what people in the city call it. In rural areas, the thing you use to hose it is called the hose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #15 June 1, 2003 he he, pay backs looky what happens when i get on the computer after my gf _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #16 June 1, 2003 Lew let you out again without your leash I see... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #17 June 1, 2003 QuoteOkay - It's a shitty day, so here's a shitty poll. But you left out the question of utmost importance. Are you a folder or a scruncher ? Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #18 June 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteOkay - It's a shitty day, so here's a shitty poll. But you left out the question of utmost importance. Are you a folder or a scruncher ? I agree........when I was still a talkshow producer, this was a topic that provided fodder for an entire show and continued for months afterwards! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #19 June 1, 2003 This thread negects the rural population -- there is no choice for corn cobs! . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #20 June 1, 2003 I have a question...if the grocery stores have a monoply on food (most of us don't live on a farm and can't grow our own - (food, people, food..not "the other green stuff") - why don't the stores furnish the toilet paper free?? FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #21 June 2, 2003 QuoteLew let you out again without your leash I see... i have no control over him. i personally use Cajones's Rodriguez Brother's t-shirts to wipe. then i just throw them in the dirty laundry pile. isn't that what all mexicans do? peacehttp://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #22 June 2, 2003 Blasphemy!!! The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #23 June 2, 2003 'cus Saskatchewan grows the food and BC grows the toilet paper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
