linuxguy 0 #1 June 2, 2003 It is Monday afternoon, am leaving work and just had to post this ... ( yea I know it is very lame) but for those of u that still have to "work" - Enjoy A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started his lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready. When the time came for the redneck to jump from the airplane, the instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds, pulled the ripcord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his ripcord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck. The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, huh?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linuxguy 0 #2 June 2, 2003 last one I promise .............................. My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he can monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood... it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood... it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #3 June 2, 2003 If we're having a pop at Rednecks, here's an oldie but a goodie: How do you circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
