wmw999 2,589 #51 June 3, 2003 QuoteFirst of all lets just look at the facts Amazing what the picture looks like when you look through the big end of the telescope... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #52 June 3, 2003 >First of all lets just look at the facts. Are you now going to list all the reasons why it's OK to want to assassinate a US president? Sorta like a priest listing the reasons it's not so bad to try to molest a little boy. "Hey, if you just knew all the facts about that little boy . . ." Sorry, no explanation is sufficient to make either of those OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 June 3, 2003 When Elvis was touring, people spent great amounts of money to see him. JFK realized the economic impact and started the Elvis impersonator training camp. These people appeared to be clowns, so Stanley could have been a Elvis recruiter. When the economy started to slump, JFK realized that paintings are more valuable when the painter is dead. JFK had Elvis killed to make his memorabilia more valuable. JFK now trains and leads his legion of Elvis impersonators from a secret training camp near Hyannisport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 June 3, 2003 QuoteJFK now trains and leads his legion of Elvis impersonators from a secret training camp near Hyannisport. Do they do AFF or static line there? For the Flyin Elvi I mean.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #55 June 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteJFK now trains and leads his legion of Elvis impersonators from a secret training camp near Hyannisport. Do they do AFF or static line there? For the Flyin Elvi I mean.... One of my fav stories... Went to WFFC one year. Promised that I would call my main squeeze and tell her what went on. Got there Friday, it's Wednesday now, Jet day. Got in the back of the 3rd line. This voice says "Want to do a 2-way?" A guy named Rob in full white rhinestone Elvis suit. "Sure". His mom had driven down from Chicago to watch. We exited behind a naked 6-way. Turned points, landed. I called the girl at work... "I just followed 6 naked people out of a 727 jet with Elvis and then met his mom..." Stunned silence... "uhhh...my day has been different than that..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #56 June 3, 2003 Quote"I just followed 6 naked people out of a 727 jet with Elvis and then met his mom..." Another sig line candidate if I have EVER seen one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #57 June 3, 2003 QuoteOne of my fav stories... Went to WFFC one year. Promised that I would call my main squeeze and tell her what went on. Got there Friday, it's Wednesday now, Jet day. Got in the back of the 3rd line. This voice says "Want to do a 2-way?" A guy named Rob in full white rhinestone Elvis suit. "Sure". His mom had driven down from Chicago to watch. We exited behind a naked 6-way. Turned points, landed. I called the girl at work... "I just followed 6 naked people out of a 727 jet with Elvis and then met his mom..." Stunned silence... "uhhh...my day has been different than that..." you have just made my day!!i'd forward that to a few people but i know they just wouldnt get it...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
