Who Assassinated JFK?

[lawrocket 3]

I was merely signing a petition to recall Gray Davis today, and the little old lady running the petitions started going off on the JFK assassination and other conspiracies.


Now, I am absolutely convinced through my own extensive reading and research that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and killed Kennedy.


Who agrees? Who doesn't?

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[QuickDraw 0]

I heard it was suicide.

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[CornishChris 5]

I have also looked into this and find it extremely hard to beleive that Oswald was alone. There is even evidence to prove he had nothing to do with it. Oswald could have had a clean shot from the front for about 400 metres but waited until he was shooting at a car through trees that was moving away from him. He is allegedly meant to have rattled off three shots in under 8 seconds (or thereabouts) which was proved impossible with the gun he had and as we all know JFK's head flew backwards out of the car instead of forwards if he had been shot from behind. Also why was Oswald instantly assasinated by Ruby if he was not "A Patsy".

my 2Cents. Don't knwo who did but it sure wasn't Oswald.

CJP

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Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[sunshine 2]

Colonel Mustard with the wrench in the library...

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[b1jercat 0]

Minions of LBJ get my vote.

[darkvapor 0]

Two male models from the grassy knoll, in response to JFK's embargo on Cuban manufactured sansabelt slacks.



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[CornishChris 5]

Ok. It was me. I was drunk at the time. I was under duress. They made me do it.

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[skydyvr 0]

LBJ - he had the greatest motive.

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Himself

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[nubain1 0]

I told my lawyer that if it would get my divorce over faster than I was the 3rd gunman on the grassy knoll.Needless to say he did'nt like that. But I told him I would admit to anything to get the divorce over.I even admitted to adultry even though I was innocent and it could have made me pay alimony.
So as I told my lawyer,I was the one that pulled the trigger.I was'nt born at the time so I had to take a wormhole through the space time continuim to do the job.

[CrazyIvan 0]

I guess Romulans killed JFK, financed by the Klingons.

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[Muenkel 0]

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Colonel Mustard with the wrench in the library...

Damn, all my clues pointed to Miss Scarlett with the knife in the Conservatory.

I don't know why I continue to try to play that game. I just suck at it.

Thanks for the laugh Sunny Babe.

Chris

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Thanks for the laugh Sunny Babe.

I must give credit to the Vicodin. Darvocet wasn't working so i'm riding high on Vicodin now.

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[jerm 0]

Cancer man... that's how he got his start...

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

[TheAnvil 0]

Some lefties who were pissed that he cut taxes!

That's one question (of many) I'm going to ask St. Peter at the pearly gates before he lets me in or sends me straight to hell or purgatory.

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[AggieDave 6]

Personally I think it was probably a mob hit. Or a nice and neat inside job with government types for some reason that we probably won't know (but our grandkids will). Sort of like the new expose about him that just came out a bit ago.

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[happythoughts 0]

Everyone knows that JFK was seeing Marlyn Monroe on the side. MM's husband Joe DiMaggio left flowers on her grave every month after her death.

Need I point out a stronger motive? Jealous husband, a little too emotional... Yep, it was Joe DiMaggio.

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Everyone knows that JFK was seeing Marlyn Monroe on the side. MM's husband Joe DiMaggio left flowers on her grave every month after her death.

Need I point out a stronger motive? Jealous husband, a little too emotional... Yep, it was Joe DiMaggio.

wow.. that would eplain why all 3 of them were mentioned in "we didn't start the fire", yet oswald wasn't.... so who fed the info to Billy joel?

we may never know...

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

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wow.. that would eplain why all 3 of them were mentioned in "we didn't start the fire", yet oswald wasn't.... so who fed the info to Billy joel?

Jimmy Hoffa. I probably shouldn't reveal any more...

[txblondie 0]

Wow, you seem to have all the answersDo you have a great-uncle or someone who was in the CIA or something?

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[billvon 3,120]

It is now clear that Saddam Hussein assassinated JFK. Oh, wait - that was last month. This month it's either Mohammad Khatami or Kim Jong Il.

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Wow, you seem to have all the answersDo you have a great-uncle or someone who was in the CIA or something?

Nothing like that (as far as you know). I was watching Joe DiMaggio do the Mr. Coffee commercial and it all clicked. His line "...turns a pound into two..." says it all. Columbian drug cartel linkage. There is too much here for it to be coincidence.

[pyke 0]

I wish I could buy into what you're talking about Cornish, but if it weren't for the ramblings of a pot-smoking, hippie director....I'd find this very interesting!

Truth of the matter is, whoever shot JFK pulled off one of the most effed up assassinations in history! Albeit a well planned, and well thought out cover up, but not well executed! You want to off a president, fine...there's a great one in the office right now to consider! But do you have to do it with thousands of spectators (many of which children) standing around watching this freakin' guy's head splatter all over his wife?? At least JW Booth had the decency to do it in a dark theater!

When you consider whodunnit - you first consider motive. The mob - why? He was rich Massachusetts bloodline...he could probably buy his way out of any misdealings with them, or at least gain more from uniting with them. LHO - what the hell does some former Army special ops guy have to do with anything? Even if he was a "communist radical"...communism is a system of "for the greater good of all through economic collaboration". I don't see offing a president in that economic plan. Now, if it was the govt - and who's to say it was or wasn't until the papers are released (which btw wouldn't surprise me if they are suddenly the victim of an office fire 24 hours before they are due to be unsealed) - but if it was the gov't then why do you have to off the guy? Don't like his politics? His term was up in 2 1/2 years and make sure he doesn't see the light of re-election (situation not likely). Don't like his power in the White House? Who do you really think is the President anyway - regardless of who gets elected. It certainly isn't the guy who gets on television all the time - his power amounts to an eff'ing signature - nothing more!! He can only sign what gets put in front of him...and we all know that takes over 300+ people to decide on first. Don't like him? Join the club of millions of American's who don't like their president, but deal with it!!

Basically, this is just one big ramble - and almost a good one, but the debate as to who killed JFK is about as conclusive as who Britney Spears is eff'ing these days.....and we all know it ain't Enrique Iglesias!!! Or was that Christina...(who cares!!)

K, enough out of me.....too many brain cells just died writing this!!

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Some lefties who were pissed that he cut taxes!

hmmmm... I'm pretty sure that JFK was one of dem lefty Democrats........


FWIW, the House Select committee on Assasinations (1978, not to be confused with the Warren Commission)concluded that Oswald could not have acted alone....

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[quade 4]

At the time I believe the country found more comfort in believing that it was a conspiracy and that with all of the security surrounding the President that it would take more than one person to assassinate him.

While there is a large amount of strangeness surrounding the entire episode, there is not one bit of evidence that, in fact, proves anyone else was involved.

It is perfectly reasonable to believe any of the many stories; Oswald acted alone, Oswald acted in concert with others, Oswald was a "patsy" set up to take the fall. However, only one story can be correct and because of the passage of time, we'll probably never know.

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