AggieDave 6 #1 June 4, 2003 Strange but true: QuotePigs eat farmer print article email a friend Beijing - A large breeding sow and eight piglets ate an elderly farmer who fainted and fell into a pig sty in north-eastern China's Liaoning province, state media said on Tuesday. Police in Daohugou village, Jianchang county, found the pigs gnawing on human bones after neighbours reported having not seen the 73-year-old widower for two days, the official Xinhua news agency said. Police concluded that the farmer, identified only by his surname, San, had fainted because of excessive heat and lack of oxygen in the building housing the pigs. The sow had been a favourite of San since he bought it in 1999, the agency said. San, who made his living from raising pigs and chickens, had lived alone since his sons left home and his wife died many years ago, it said. - Sapa-DPA http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/AnimalAntics/0,,2-1343-1348_1368425,00.html?? Link provided by Fark--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #2 June 4, 2003 Well if you watch SNATCH you would know that there wouldn't be anything left of him period,especially after two days."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #3 June 4, 2003 Who needs fiction when you've got the real world? "I'll show you bacon, you bastard!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 June 4, 2003 Dude, I can quote Snatch AND Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels like no one else. Still odd that it happened b/c some old farmer happen to pass out there.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 June 4, 2003 two must have in your DVD collection movies if I say so myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 4, 2003 Damn straight! "Owe, he fucking shot me!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #7 June 4, 2003 don't forget to mention fight club and boondock saints either."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 June 4, 2003 Hey Fuck-Ass, you think I would forget Boondock? That's two sound theories in one day that don't involve abnormally large men, you Irish cops are perk'n up, sorta makes me feel like riverdancing...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #9 June 4, 2003 Ok listen up fuck stick...don't make me knock you A&W paper hat off"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 June 4, 2003 Alright, next one... "What's in the case?" "A guitar..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 June 4, 2003 Man-eating hogs---that was in Hannibal, too. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 June 4, 2003 Quote"What's in the case?" "A guitar..." Desperado. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 June 4, 2003 Just curious, was the farmer by chance Jewish? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #14 June 4, 2003 QuoteJust curious, was the farmer by chance Jewish? It wouldn't matter, as long as the kosher pigs didn't eat him with dairy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 June 4, 2003 I'd be curious to know if they used the proper plates. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites