txblondie 0 #51 June 4, 2003 Or else his shift was almost over... Because in my experience, quota doesn't matter in TX; even if they've doubled what they are supposed to get, they'll still write the ticket! You know, I thought having boobs was supposed to get you out of the ticket...I'm thinking mine must not be big enough! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #52 June 4, 2003 Well, I never seen a person pulled over that DIDn't deserve it or need to be stopped. I usually try not to draw attention to the fact that if they have a future, then they've taken a class somewhere in the U.S. that my Dad has taught & I'd rather not dishonor his memory. On the other hand, if it's near Hershey ,Pa I just say " hey you let my sister go when you saw her TITS!" and they all have._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #53 June 4, 2003 I've always wanted to tell male cops that the reason I was driving so fast was because I'm on my period and I'm bleeding all over the place. Guys get stupidly queesy hearing about tampons, blood, etc....I wonder if I could gross them out enough to let me go? I should've tried that with the last cop that pulled me over...now I have to take "Driver Improvement." Ick.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #54 June 4, 2003 THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!! no way he'd question it!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #55 June 4, 2003 QuoteBad Cop!!! No Doughnut!!! Aw shoot! I was gonna say that! Some cops will say that to each other though..."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #56 June 4, 2003 That is probably the best idea I ever heard. Girls have all the fun, don't they?! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #57 June 4, 2003 QuoteHow about... "I'll go with you as soon as I finish my ribs." Wonder whatever happened to those ribs? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! QuoteI can't even do that when I am sober! Sounds like another one I know- he actually said that... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
